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[a lone bird singing]
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[school bell rings]
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[soda fizzing]
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[soda pouring]
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♪ So it's one for the night
when I broke his heart ♪
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♪ One for the joke
that I took too far ♪
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♪ And it's one for the
dent in the rental car ♪
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♪ The doodles I'd undo ♪
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♪ I've got doodles I'd undo ♪
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♪ And doodles I'd unmake ♪
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♪ When the road is passing you ♪
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♪ Oh, there's nothing
I won't break ♪
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♪ I've got lies I'd
swap for truths ♪
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♪ And truths that I'd unsay ♪
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♪ So when the barman's
passing through ♪
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♪ There is no knowing
what I'll take ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's one for the
night when I broke his heart ♪
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♪ One for the joke
that I took too far ♪
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♪ And it's one for the
dent in the rental car ♪
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♪ The doodles I'd undo ♪
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♪ And it's one for the
times when I let them win ♪
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♪ One for the light
that I let him dim ♪
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♪ And it's one for a kiss
that should never have been ♪
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♪ The doodles I'd undo ♪
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[playful vocalizing]
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♪ So it's one for the chaos ♪
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♪ And one for the craic ♪
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♪ One for the kiss ♪
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♪ I should not have done that ♪
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♪ And it's one for the lover ♪
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♪ That I'll never get back ♪
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[deep exhale]
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♪ The doodles I'd undo ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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[playful vocalizing]
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♪ And it's one for the lover
that I'll never get back ♪
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♪ The doodles I'd undo ♪
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[tense drum hit]
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[birds chirping]
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[insects buzzing]
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[cheerful music playing]
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Ladies and Ben,
how are we doing?
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[Claire] Hello.
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How's the bride?
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Cool and collected. How else?
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How's my brother?
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He tried to run,
so I tied him up.
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Oh...
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kinky.
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[♪♪♪]
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-[engine idling]
-[rocks crunching]
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[suspenseful music creeps in]
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[engine stops]
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[♪♪♪]
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[door opens]
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[Mark] I show up to the
University of Virginia
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fall semester, freshman year,
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confident, charming,
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already well experienced
in the sexual arts.
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-Mark.
-Who should be my roommate,
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but a skinny,
book-reading mama's boy.
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You cried that first night,
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-I remember.
Mark.
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[Mark] Still dating his
high school sweetheart.
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Come all the way to Virginia
from bumfuck, Missouri...
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St. Louis.
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[Mark] Thinking he was there
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for an education
in higher learning,
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only to realize that
he was actually there
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for an education
in the worldly ways
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from his soon-to-be best friend
and eventual best man, Mark.
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Yes, he taught me so much.
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Listen, I left my cufflinks
in the overnight bag.
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I might need you to grab them.
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Drink.
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I don't wanna get drunk.
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I didn't say to get drunk.
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I said have a drink. Come on.
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Last thing you want is
to be tense at the altar.
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Last thing
I want is be distracted
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because I have to piss.
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God...
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dammit!
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[Mark chuckles]
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-There you go.
-[glass clinks]
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Settle those nerves.
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You know, monogamy
doesn't scare some of us
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as much as it scares others.
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Who says it scares me?
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You have six different
Stephanies in your phone.
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Yeah, that was a
popular name in the '90s.
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Plus, I watched a lot of
"Full House" growing up.
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I'm pretty sure that
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Jodie Sweetin taught me
everything there is
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to ever know about lust.
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You could at least
get their last names.
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I'm sure Stephanie Red Hair
would appreciate the effort.
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Stephanie Red Hair
appreciates effort,
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plenty, Ryan, trust me.
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If you want,
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I could call her
Stephanie Old Faithful.
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Why Old Faithful?
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What is Old Faithful, Ryan?
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A geyser.
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Oh goddammit, dammit!
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Bring a snorkel!
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-[playful guitar twang playing]
-[birds chirping]
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[upbeat folk music playing]
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♪ Somewhere down South, maybe ♪
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♪ Charlottesville ♪
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♪ That's where I wanna go ♪
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♪ Where the water
tastes like wine ♪
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[music fades]
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[birds chirping]
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[woman] Nope, nope.
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[Mark] Where are the guys?
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I asked Ben to round
everybody up
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to get ready to see people.
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A little early, no?
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Maybe.
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I wanna spend the rest
of the time alone.
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Oh, shit. Say no more.
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-I'll get out of here.
-No, no, not...
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[Ryan sighs]
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You know what I
thought on move-in day?
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Oh shit, my
roommate's awesome.
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He'll probably wingman
the shit outta me.
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Oh shit, my
roommate's a blowhard,
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troglodyte-wannabe jockstrap
high-school baseball star
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who thinks college
is for keggers
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and to have as much
sex as possible.
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[laughs]
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Come on. Was I so bad?
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[chuckles]
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I wanted to thank you.
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You're welcome.
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For what?
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For better or for worse,
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you did become my best friend.
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I didn't have a brother, so.
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You took that what was it?
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Skinny, book-reading mama's boy.
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You helped me come into my own,
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and in the end,
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you did wingman
the hell outta me.
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You're still a
book-reading mama's boy.
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I am, yes.
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But if it weren't for you,
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I wouldn't be here today.
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Trust me, dude, the reason
she's marrying you are yours,
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not mine.
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[Rose] Having some trouble?
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[nearby chatter]
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[happy music playing]
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Stupid zipper's caught.
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[Rose] I hate that.
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What are you tabling for?
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Pancakes for Parkinson's.
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You wanna volunteer?
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Not entirely sure
you want me to.
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The one time I tried
to cook pancakes,
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it ended in disaster.
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Oh my!
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A disaster, huh?
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I either burned them
or I flipped too early,
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and they fell apart.
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You gotta wait till you count
five bubbles in the batter.
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Five bubbles?
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Yeah, then you know
it's cooked enough
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to handle the flip.
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All right, I'm in then.
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[Rose laughs]
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Oh, I'm Rose.
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I am Ryan.
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Thanks for volunteering.
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Yeah.
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Are you on the committee?
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I am.
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My dad has Parkinson's
actually, so.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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No worries.
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We're just glad
you're helping us out.
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Well, some people are doctors.
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Some people ruin pancakes
at charity events.
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[Rose laughs]
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We all do our part.
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[birds chirping]
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So where do you live?
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I live on 14th Street with
my friends Mark and Ben.
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Oh, nice.
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I'm in the Pi Phi house.
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Of course you are.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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You just seem like a Pi Phi.
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Oh, I see, and
how do Pi Phis seem?
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It's not a bad thing.
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[Rose laughs]
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[musical ringtone rings]
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Oh, hold on. Sorry, my phone.
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♪ And I do it with
the heels on my feet ♪
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Hey.
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Oh yeah, I just got finished
signing up volunteers.
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Okay, another night then.
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All right, no worries.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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Boyfriend?
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Oh, we're sort of
on-again, off-again.
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And right now you're...
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Mostly off, I guess.
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[birds chirping]
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Hey, I got some
friends meeting up
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at the Virginian tonight.
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You should come.
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Sure, that sounds like fun.
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I love the Virginian.
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Yeah, I love a
good glory hole.
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-What?
-A glory hole.
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What do you mean?
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You know, like
a small, rundown,
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out-of-the-way, charming place.
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You mean a hole in the wall?
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Hole in the wall.
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[laughs]
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What's a glory hole?
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[Ryan sighs]
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You know, it's
your last chance.
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For what?
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Tell me I'm making
a huge mistake.
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Getting married?
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Well, marrying her.
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Why would that be a mistake?
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I don't know.
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You told Ben he was crazy
when he proposed to Livia.
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He was crazy.
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He proposed in college
like a horny Mormon.
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They're still
together, though.
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Yes, I was wrong.
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True love is real.
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Some people do find happiness.
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-[laughs]
-Blah, blah, blah.
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Have you seen her today?
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I have.
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How does she look?
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Hideous.
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She looks great, man.
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How the hell do you
think she looks?
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She's in a pretty white dress.
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She can't stop smiling.
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[Rose breathing hard]
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[car door chime]
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[Rose] Shit, shit, shit, shit.
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[tapping feet]
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[Rose exhaleing]
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Okay, Rose.
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You can do this.
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You just...
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you just walk up and...
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you just, you just
walk up and...
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Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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[Rose yells]
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Fuck! [Rose yells]
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Hmm.
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You know, that's
why God made clip-ons.
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I'm not wearing a
clip-on to my wedding.
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Oh yeah, it's my wedding.
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Everything has to be authentic.
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[Ryan] I'll go
download instructions.
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[receding footsteps]
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00:10:16,551 --> 00:10:18,085
[Mark inhales deeply]
271
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,123
[muffled instrument practice]
272
00:10:22,223 --> 00:10:23,357
[Mark and Tess laugh]
273
00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:24,559
Hey, you're here.
274
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:25,893
-I'll go.
-No, no need, man.
275
00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:27,695
We're gonna have a few drinks
before we head out tonight.
276
00:10:28,597 --> 00:10:30,631
-It's Monday.
-Neat thing about Ryan,
277
00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,233
you'll be surprised to learn:
278
00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:33,934
he looks like a man,
279
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,036
but he's actually a calendar.
280
00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:37,738
Ryan, would you like
to have a drink with us
281
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,840
on this most auspicious,
apparently Monday night?
282
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,976
-I'm good.
-I like this painting.
283
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,278
Oh yeah, I love this guy.
284
00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:45,212
He's a little kitschy maybe,
285
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,814
but I think the color is
a really effective way
286
00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:49,683
to capture the,
like, explosive joy
287
00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,452
in quiet moments like this.
288
00:10:51,553 --> 00:10:52,453
It's so pretty.
289
00:10:52,554 --> 00:10:53,487
Yeah.
290
00:10:53,588 --> 00:10:55,256
Hey, where's the
bathroom in this dorm?
291
00:10:55,356 --> 00:10:55,990
Do you need to shit?
292
00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,491
Oh my God, no!
293
00:10:57,592 --> 00:10:58,527
I have to pee.
294
00:10:58,627 --> 00:10:59,994
Girls are on the even floors.
295
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,028
Thank you.
296
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,296
-I'll be right back.
-The clock's ticking.
297
00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:04,064
More than three minutes,
we'll start assuming.
298
00:11:04,165 --> 00:11:04,732
[Tess laughs]
299
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,000
[Tess] Fuck you, Mark.
300
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,735
Stick around
man. Have a drink.
301
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,737
When you asked me to hang
my poster over your bed,
302
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:10,971
I didn't think it'd be for that.
303
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:16,110
You know, you can
choose not to hate me.
304
00:11:16,210 --> 00:11:17,077
It's only October.
305
00:11:17,178 --> 00:11:18,746
We got a few months of
living together left.
306
00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,915
Well, yes,
I'm aware, being a calendar.
307
00:11:21,015 --> 00:11:21,982
Dude, that was a joke.
308
00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:22,950
Come on, did that upset you?
309
00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,785
It upsets me when
you drink in here,
310
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,220
and you know we're
not supposed to.
311
00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,189
And then it looks like two
tornadoes fucked their way
312
00:11:28,289 --> 00:11:29,456
through your half of
the room last night.
313
00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,192
Hey, those
tornadoes have names.
314
00:11:31,292 --> 00:11:32,893
Yeah. What was hers?
315
00:11:34,663 --> 00:11:36,797
-Katrina.
-Katrina was a hurricane.
316
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,799
Come on, man,
her name was Tess.
317
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,301
Look, I'm not exactly
reinventing the wheel
318
00:11:40,401 --> 00:11:41,969
by having a little bit
of casual sex in college.
319
00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:42,937
You should try it sometime.
320
00:11:43,037 --> 00:11:44,939
You might find you
actually enjoy it.
321
00:11:46,340 --> 00:11:48,175
Some of us are actually
looking for that, Mark.
322
00:11:50,244 --> 00:11:54,782
Well, I mean, yeah,
in, like, 30, 40 years.
323
00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:55,916
I mean, we're young.
324
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,952
We gotta sow some wild
oats before doing this.
325
00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:01,455
I don't know.
326
00:12:01,556 --> 00:12:04,491
I mean, her analysis was
un peu unsophisticate,
327
00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,293
but she's not wrong.
328
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,127
It is pre...
329
00:12:07,228 --> 00:12:11,298
[indistinct chatter in
background]
330
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,333
It is pretty.
331
00:12:12,433 --> 00:12:13,834
[slurps]
332
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,836
[Ryan] Shit, I left
my phone in my car.
333
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,572
You're gonna make me
go get it, aren't you?
334
00:12:17,672 --> 00:12:18,607
[Ryan] Probably.
335
00:12:18,707 --> 00:12:20,374
My God, you're such a diva.
336
00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:21,308
[ryan] Well, I'll get it.
337
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:23,678
You need to get the cufflinks.
338
00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:24,878
Right.
339
00:12:24,979 --> 00:12:25,980
My sister won't let me
anywhere near that room.
340
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,649
I'm surprised you let me
anywhere near your sister.
341
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,183
What?
342
00:12:29,283 --> 00:12:30,484
Nothing.
343
00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:31,720
Good plan. You get your phone.
344
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,354
I get the cufflinks.
Rendezvous here.
345
00:12:33,454 --> 00:12:34,556
Have six or seven more drinks.
346
00:12:34,656 --> 00:12:35,456
Go to the altar.
347
00:12:35,557 --> 00:12:36,357
Meet the love of your life
348
00:12:36,457 --> 00:12:39,260
to get married in one
hour and 53 minutes.
349
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:40,928
Go to the reception.
Have a few more drinks.
350
00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:42,062
Dance with the bridesmaids.
351
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,497
See how many stick their
tongue down my throat
352
00:12:43,598 --> 00:12:44,865
and possibly in other orifices.
353
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,166
We will see, time will tell.
354
00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:47,602
Hands in. Ready?
355
00:12:47,702 --> 00:12:48,637
-Oh!
-Break.
356
00:12:48,737 --> 00:12:49,370
[playful suspense music playing]
357
00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:50,538
Fuck it, let's do it.
358
00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:56,243
[car doors lock]
359
00:12:56,343 --> 00:13:02,283
[♪♪♪]
360
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:11,726
[dramatic string stabs]
361
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:12,761
[birds chirping]
362
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,862
[footsteps pass by]
363
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:19,033
[playful suspense music resumes]
364
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:24,038
[Livia] Like, I wanna
FaceTime her just for a second.
365
00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:25,172
[Ben] Well, I don't know
366
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,874
how you're gonna have
any service out here.
367
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,876
My fantasy football
app wouldn't load.
368
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,512
[knocking door]
369
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:34,948
-Hey.
-Hey.
370
00:13:35,049 --> 00:13:35,983
How are we doing?
371
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,418
Good. Do you wanna
come in and say hi?
372
00:13:38,753 --> 00:13:40,020
No.
373
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,790
Your brother left his
cufflinks in the overnight bag.
374
00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:42,757
-Ah, right.
-Can you grab them?
375
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,258
-Sure, give me one second.
-Thanks.
376
00:13:45,159 --> 00:13:46,193
[Livia] Do you
know if Rose is here?
377
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:47,895
[Ben] Mark says she wasn't
invited.
378
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,463
I haven't really
wanted to ask about it.
379
00:13:49,564 --> 00:13:50,898
[Livia] Yeah, me neither.
380
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,232
[Ben] Have you
talked to her at all?
381
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:55,369
No, we had several conversations
after her dad died,
382
00:13:55,469 --> 00:13:57,905
but you know, we just kind
of lost touch somehow.
383
00:13:58,673 --> 00:14:00,407
-[Ben] Right.
-[rustling]
384
00:14:00,508 --> 00:14:02,910
[crickets chirping]
385
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,813
[playful suspense music playing]
386
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:11,018
[♪♪♪]
387
00:14:13,688 --> 00:14:14,922
Rose?
388
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:17,925
Rose!
389
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,527
Oh shit, shit, shit, shit!
390
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,229
Rose!
391
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:23,931
Rose.
Mark? Hi!
392
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:26,200
Hi! Holy shit!
393
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,935
[Mark laughs]
394
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,236
I had no idea you'd be here.
395
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,939
-I know!
-Look at you, you look great!
396
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,775
-So do you!
-Oh my God! How are you?
397
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:36,343
Good, I'm good. Really good.
398
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,411
Where's Ryan?
399
00:14:37,512 --> 00:14:39,346
I wanted to say a quick
hi before the ceremony.
400
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:40,515
He's just getting
his phone from his car.
401
00:14:40,615 --> 00:14:41,850
He'll be right back.
I'll show you the cottages.
402
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:44,351
-Great.
-[whimsical musical flourish]
403
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:45,953
[Mark] I can't
believe you're here.
404
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:46,987
What's the big deal?
405
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,122
Well, come on, I don't know.
406
00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:49,557
I thought it'd be just
a little, you know...
407
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,226
I mean, he and I
talked about it,
408
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,661
but I thought that
he'd decided to...
409
00:14:54,729 --> 00:14:55,830
Well, I didn't
know he changed...
410
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,064
I thought that he...
I didn't know you...
411
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,999
I didn't know. I
thought you weren't...
412
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,835
-Invited?
-That's the word.
413
00:15:01,803 --> 00:15:03,270
I wasn't.
414
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,471
What?
415
00:15:04,572 --> 00:15:05,439
Technically.
416
00:15:06,574 --> 00:15:07,575
Technically?
417
00:15:09,644 --> 00:15:11,345
Wait, wait. Okay, so what?
Did he call you last night?
418
00:15:11,445 --> 00:15:12,580
Like, "Hey, sorry,
super last minute.
419
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:13,715
Can you make it to the wedding?"
420
00:15:13,815 --> 00:15:14,749
No.
421
00:15:14,849 --> 00:15:16,417
What? Did he, like,
shoot you a text?
422
00:15:16,518 --> 00:15:17,652
Nope.
423
00:15:17,752 --> 00:15:19,086
Snapchat DM?
424
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,589
[laughs] No Snapchat DM.
425
00:15:22,456 --> 00:15:23,323
Carrier pigeon?
426
00:15:23,424 --> 00:15:25,727
No, he didn't use
a carrier pigeon.
427
00:15:25,827 --> 00:15:26,795
Cool, cool. Hey.
428
00:15:26,895 --> 00:15:27,995
Quick clarification,
429
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,564
and I don't wanna put you
on the spot or anything,
430
00:15:29,664 --> 00:15:30,698
but it seems like maybe
431
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,333
he has no idea you're
gonna be here today.
432
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,503
That's probably correct.
433
00:15:36,638 --> 00:15:37,772
-Ballsy.
-What?
434
00:15:37,872 --> 00:15:39,139
[Rose laughs]
435
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:42,376
Look, this is a
really nice surprise.
436
00:15:42,476 --> 00:15:44,144
I mean, who doesn't love it
when emotional complications
437
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,345
show up unannounced
to a wedding?
438
00:15:45,446 --> 00:15:47,882
But I really think that
if he's not expecting you,
439
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,450
it's probably best if
he doesn't see you.
440
00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:51,452
-Why not?
-Sure, sure. Fair question.
441
00:15:51,553 --> 00:15:54,589
I just think that it might, you
know, bring up some memories
442
00:15:54,689 --> 00:15:56,891
that he doesn't wanna
relive today, or ever.
443
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,726
And I don't wanna
be rude or anything,
444
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:02,296
but if you could just kindly
get the fuck outta here.
445
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:03,297
I just need to talk to him.
446
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,032
Right, and in a fair universe,
447
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,233
we would both get
what we want today.
448
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,334
You would get to talk to Ryan,
449
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,102
and I would get to
lick chocolate mousse
450
00:16:09,203 --> 00:16:10,237
off of Gal Gadot's abdomen.
451
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,306
Unfortunately, the
universe is very cruel,
452
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,074
and I don't think Gal
was invited either, so.
453
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,409
Mark, it'll be okay.
454
00:16:15,510 --> 00:16:17,846
Yeah, that's very
optimistic, and I admire it.
455
00:16:17,946 --> 00:16:19,213
Positive outlook,
beautiful thing.
456
00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:21,248
I too have read "The
Secret," but I just think
457
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:22,917
if he's not expecting
this, it's probably...
458
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,184
Rose. Rose.
459
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,286
[playful suspense music playing]
460
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,321
Rose!
461
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:28,723
Stop chasing me!
462
00:16:28,823 --> 00:16:30,725
Stop running.
463
00:16:30,825 --> 00:16:32,894
[Rose yelps]
464
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,261
[Rose] Oh my God!
465
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:36,063
Put me down, Mark!
466
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,065
No, no, no.
467
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,767
Put me down!
468
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,503
Mark!
469
00:16:41,603 --> 00:16:42,971
You are the worst!
470
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,071
-Look-
-[Rose huffs]
471
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,073
I know, it sucks that
you weren't invited,
472
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,108
but you can
understand why, right?
473
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,611
Of course I understand.
474
00:16:50,678 --> 00:16:51,513
God!
475
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,249
[Mark exhales]
476
00:16:56,818 --> 00:16:58,085
What's she like?
477
00:16:59,253 --> 00:17:00,487
What's who like?
478
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:03,357
Julia.
479
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,325
Julia. She's...
480
00:17:07,929 --> 00:17:09,096
Why?
481
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,331
Because my best friend
is marrying the woman,
482
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:12,901
and I've never spoken to her.
483
00:17:13,001 --> 00:17:14,334
Right, and again,
484
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:15,737
not trying to be rude
or anything, Rose,
485
00:17:15,837 --> 00:17:16,871
but fucking duh.
486
00:17:16,971 --> 00:17:18,405
What did you expect?
487
00:17:18,506 --> 00:17:19,273
Does he love her?
488
00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:20,542
No, I don't think so.
489
00:17:20,642 --> 00:17:21,843
I think they just got
bored this morning
490
00:17:21,943 --> 00:17:22,944
and decided they'd
throw a wedding.
491
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,612
Does he love her like...
492
00:17:29,517 --> 00:17:30,417
No.
493
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,721
No.
494
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:37,491
Holy shit!
495
00:17:39,761 --> 00:17:42,229
Holy titty shit!
496
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,265
Aren't you just my
girlfriend's period after prom?
497
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,001
-What?
-Better late than never!
498
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:49,169
-Mark!
-Are you out of your...
499
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,270
fucking mind right now?
500
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,139
-Calm down!
-No, no, no!
501
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,608
No, no, no!
I will not calm down.
502
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,677
You cannot come here today
and tell me to calm down!
503
00:17:55,777 --> 00:17:56,945
I just wanna see him.
504
00:17:57,045 --> 00:17:58,145
You're in luck. He's on Insta.
505
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,147
-I need to talk to him.
-You can't. He's gone.
506
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,016
-We just saw him!
-Nope, not him. Doppelganger.
507
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:02,951
Weird thing that
happens around here.
508
00:18:03,051 --> 00:18:04,251
Look, it's over.
509
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,553
The wedding was early.
510
00:18:05,653 --> 00:18:07,555
They drove the car away with
the cans into the sunset,
511
00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:08,723
and the priest talked
like an auctioneer.
512
00:18:08,823 --> 00:18:10,157
It was like,
"Ryan, do you take Julia to be
513
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,191
your lawfully wedded
wife, in sickness and in health?
514
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,492
I now pronounce you
man and wife. Sold!"
515
00:18:12,594 --> 00:18:13,493
[slaps]
516
00:18:13,595 --> 00:18:15,195
Why would you slap me?
You know that's my kink.
517
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,164
Mark, take a breath.
518
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:19,399
-It'll be okay.
-No, it really won't be okay.
519
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,268
Look, we have a
lot to talk about,
520
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:22,436
I promise you, and
I want to do it,
521
00:18:22,537 --> 00:18:23,538
but now is not the time, okay?
522
00:18:23,638 --> 00:18:24,872
So we're just gonna take
you back to your car.
523
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:27,842
Oh!
He needs to know how I feel!
524
00:18:27,942 --> 00:18:29,209
No, he actually doesn't.
525
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,444
Why are you so strong?
526
00:18:30,545 --> 00:18:32,847
I can't sit back
and do nothing.
527
00:18:32,947 --> 00:18:34,181
Yes, you can.
528
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,182
You have to.
529
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,417
Oh, that is so
easy for you to say.
530
00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:39,988
-Is it?
-[Livia] Rose!
531
00:18:40,088 --> 00:18:42,090
-[Ben] Hello!
-[Rose] Hi!
532
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,223
[Livia] Oh my God!
533
00:18:43,925 --> 00:18:45,693
Hi!
534
00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:46,561
Oh!
535
00:18:46,661 --> 00:18:47,629
Oh!
536
00:18:47,729 --> 00:18:49,530
[laughing, cheering]
537
00:18:49,631 --> 00:18:51,431
We were just talking about
how we hoped you'd be here.
538
00:18:51,532 --> 00:18:53,266
Oh, I wouldn't
miss it for anything.
539
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:54,836
Including common decency.
540
00:18:54,936 --> 00:18:57,805
[nervous laughter]
541
00:18:57,905 --> 00:18:59,439
-What?
-Rose was just telling me
542
00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:01,341
that she has a white
dress in her car
543
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:02,744
that she wants to change into.
544
00:19:02,844 --> 00:19:03,477
-Really?
-Yeah.
545
00:19:03,578 --> 00:19:05,212
And I told her, "No one wants
546
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,280
to see you in a
white dress, Rose.
547
00:19:07,381 --> 00:19:08,215
That's a terrible idea.
548
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,449
And as your friend,
549
00:19:09,550 --> 00:19:10,818
I don't want to
see you do anything
550
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,620
that's gonna make people
think you're a total bitch."
551
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:13,821
[laughing]
552
00:19:13,921 --> 00:19:16,724
I don't usually side with
Mark on questions of decorum.
553
00:19:16,824 --> 00:19:17,759
Thank you, Ben.
554
00:19:17,859 --> 00:19:19,493
But you probably shouldn't
wear white to a wedding.
555
00:19:20,394 --> 00:19:21,696
Mark's already drunk,
556
00:19:22,864 --> 00:19:24,297
and it's not white.
557
00:19:24,398 --> 00:19:27,802
It's red, which, yes,
can be frowned upon.
558
00:19:27,902 --> 00:19:30,404
But if it's the right
dress in the right shade,
559
00:19:30,505 --> 00:19:32,239
and it definitely
has to be worn today
560
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,841
because there won't be
another chance to wear it,
561
00:19:33,941 --> 00:19:36,443
then, under certain
circumstances, it's okay,
562
00:19:36,544 --> 00:19:38,946
as long as it doesn't call
too much attention to itself.
563
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,247
It calls too much
attention to itself.
564
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,250
It's a Lady Gaga dress at
the Met Gala, but crotchless.
565
00:19:44,886 --> 00:19:47,522
Wow, I guess I would just
have to see this dress.
566
00:19:47,622 --> 00:19:49,322
Trust me, it looks like shit.
567
00:19:49,423 --> 00:19:53,360
Rose, everyone has dresses
they want to wear, okay?
568
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:56,263
I have a dress that
I want to wear today,
569
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,330
but we don't always get
570
00:19:57,431 --> 00:19:59,534
to wear the dresses we want.
571
00:20:01,602 --> 00:20:03,437
Did this dress
hurt you in some way?
572
00:20:03,538 --> 00:20:05,006
You know what, I'm just gonna
stick with what I'm wearing.
573
00:20:05,106 --> 00:20:07,075
It was so good to see you both.
574
00:20:07,175 --> 00:20:08,009
See you at the ceremony.
575
00:20:08,109 --> 00:20:09,276
I just have to do
one quick thing.
576
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,477
Mark, why don't you
tell Ben and Liv
577
00:20:10,578 --> 00:20:11,679
that story about senior year,
578
00:20:11,779 --> 00:20:14,082
how you had sex on Ben's
bed because you, quote,
579
00:20:14,182 --> 00:20:15,550
"needed a change of scenery"?
580
00:20:17,852 --> 00:20:19,453
-What?
-Dude?
581
00:20:21,622 --> 00:20:23,057
I...
582
00:20:23,157 --> 00:20:24,291
need therapy.
583
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:27,394
Does that mean
that I have had sex
584
00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:28,930
where you have had sex?
585
00:20:30,198 --> 00:20:32,332
Where, yes, but not when.
586
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:35,368
And the temporal
dimension is important
587
00:20:35,469 --> 00:20:36,704
to consider here, I think, so.
588
00:20:36,804 --> 00:20:38,639
Did you at least
change the sheets?
589
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,976
I gotta go.
590
00:20:42,076 --> 00:20:43,144
Unbelievable!
591
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:47,314
[playful suspense music playing]
592
00:20:48,082 --> 00:20:49,050
Oh shit!
593
00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:50,317
Oh jeez!
No, no, no, no.
594
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,418
No, no, no.
595
00:20:51,519 --> 00:20:53,588
For the last time, leave. Okay?
596
00:20:53,688 --> 00:20:55,022
You are not pulling
a Taylor Swift today.
597
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:56,224
A Taylor Swift?
598
00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:57,992
The eponymous track
in her album "Speak Now"
599
00:20:58,092 --> 00:20:59,861
in which she crashes a
wedding to steal the groom.
600
00:21:03,731 --> 00:21:04,999
Why is that your
reference for this?
601
00:21:05,099 --> 00:21:06,234
Just get the fuck
outta here, Rose.
602
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:07,434
I just need a minute.
603
00:21:07,535 --> 00:21:09,436
Oh, good,
because my primary concern was
604
00:21:09,537 --> 00:21:10,738
that you might tell
him too slowly.
605
00:21:10,838 --> 00:21:13,440
Mark, please, please
just help me out.
606
00:21:13,541 --> 00:21:15,009
I just need to talk to him.
607
00:21:15,109 --> 00:21:16,711
I know that this isn't ideal.
608
00:21:16,811 --> 00:21:18,112
Isn't ideal?
609
00:21:18,212 --> 00:21:19,180
No, no, no.
610
00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:21,414
The Missouri Compromise
was not ideal.
611
00:21:21,516 --> 00:21:24,351
Dropping the atomic bomb
on Hiroshima, not ideal.
612
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,020
The girl I dated who
wanted us to role play
613
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,589
as Scout and Atticus Finch,
614
00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:29,590
not ideal.
615
00:21:29,690 --> 00:21:30,423
This is...
616
00:21:30,525 --> 00:21:34,061
Look, look, I
sympathize with you,
617
00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:35,362
I really do, more than you know,
618
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:36,363
and I want
to talk to you about it,
619
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:37,565
but now is not the time, okay?
620
00:21:37,665 --> 00:21:40,400
You are the last person
that he needs to see right now,
621
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,401
so I am just begging you-
622
00:21:41,502 --> 00:21:42,804
-[Ryan] There you are. Did
you...
623
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,576
Did he see you?
624
00:21:50,278 --> 00:21:51,712
-Rose.
-[Mark sighs]
625
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:54,582
Hey, Ryan.
626
00:21:57,051 --> 00:21:58,286
What are you doing here?
627
00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,721
Come on, you didn't think
I'd miss your wedding,
628
00:22:00,822 --> 00:22:01,656
did you?
629
00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:03,825
Um...
630
00:22:04,592 --> 00:22:05,860
I didn't invite you.
631
00:22:07,028 --> 00:22:08,395
So yeah, kinda.
632
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:13,433
This is great.
633
00:22:13,534 --> 00:22:15,069
Have the old gang
together again,
634
00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:16,804
the Three Amigos, huh?
635
00:22:16,904 --> 00:22:18,471
The third triumvirate.
636
00:22:18,573 --> 00:22:20,274
Let's just forget that all
the other triumvirates ended
637
00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:21,742
in betrayals and assassinations.
638
00:22:21,843 --> 00:22:23,410
Well,
Rose just wanted to say hi,
639
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:24,545
which she did. I heard it.
640
00:22:24,645 --> 00:22:25,913
So I'm gonna go ahead
and take her to her car
641
00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:28,816
so she can drive away from this
delightful, awkward tension.
642
00:22:28,916 --> 00:22:29,717
And, Ryan, I'm noticing,
643
00:22:29,817 --> 00:22:31,719
with my inestimable
powers of observation,
644
00:22:31,819 --> 00:22:33,754
that your bow tie still looks
like a toddler's shoelace.
645
00:22:33,855 --> 00:22:35,422
So we're gonna get you in there.
We're gonna get that tied.
646
00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:38,326
Let's get to the altar to
marry Julia in 98 minutes.
647
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:39,627
I like this. This
is a good plan.
648
00:22:39,727 --> 00:22:40,928
I love this plan. Let's do it.
649
00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:42,063
Hands in. Hands in.
650
00:22:42,163 --> 00:22:43,463
Come on.
651
00:22:43,564 --> 00:22:44,966
Ready, break!
652
00:22:45,066 --> 00:22:46,033
I need to talk to you.
653
00:22:46,133 --> 00:22:47,802
-Okay.
-That's not the plan.
654
00:22:48,903 --> 00:22:50,338
Guys. Ow!
655
00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:51,539
Guys.
656
00:22:53,007 --> 00:22:53,841
Okay, you know what, Rose?
657
00:22:53,941 --> 00:22:55,042
I think we're probably
just a little bit tired.
658
00:22:55,142 --> 00:22:55,943
I think we'll just hang
out here and relax.
659
00:22:56,043 --> 00:22:57,645
Can I see him alone?
660
00:22:57,745 --> 00:22:59,479
[sighs] Definitely not.
661
00:22:59,580 --> 00:23:00,447
-Mark.
-Ryan.
662
00:23:00,514 --> 00:23:01,448
-Mark.
-Rose.
663
00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:02,216
-Mark.
-Ryan.
664
00:23:02,316 --> 00:23:03,317
-Mark.
-Rose.
665
00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:04,518
Did you get the cufflinks?
666
00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:06,888
-Yes, I did.
-Can I have them?
667
00:23:06,988 --> 00:23:08,055
-No, you may not.
-Because you didn't get them.
668
00:23:08,155 --> 00:23:09,290
-No, I did not.
-Can you please go get them?
669
00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:10,224
-No, I will not.
-[door knocks]
670
00:23:10,324 --> 00:23:11,726
-Ryan.
671
00:23:11,826 --> 00:23:14,061
-Mark.
-Don't come in! We're naked.
672
00:23:14,161 --> 00:23:14,996
[Claire] You're...
673
00:23:15,096 --> 00:23:16,130
Why are you naked?
674
00:23:17,665 --> 00:23:18,799
It's tradition, Claire.
675
00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:19,700
What do you want?
676
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,535
Julia's grandfather
is stuck in her van.
677
00:23:21,636 --> 00:23:22,603
-What?
-What?
678
00:23:22,703 --> 00:23:24,739
He rides one of
those scooter things.
679
00:23:24,839 --> 00:23:26,473
The ramp in the
van isn't working.
680
00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:28,209
They need help to lift him down.
681
00:23:28,309 --> 00:23:29,143
Mark's coming.
682
00:23:29,243 --> 00:23:30,544
No, he's not.
Get Ben to do it.
683
00:23:30,645 --> 00:23:32,313
Ben sent me to get you.
684
00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:34,315
-It's too heavy.
-He'll be right there.
685
00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:35,850
-Will he, though?
-Yes, he will.
686
00:23:35,950 --> 00:23:37,051
You know, I've
been talking to Mark.
687
00:23:37,151 --> 00:23:38,653
He's been doing a lot of
soul searching, and darn it,
688
00:23:38,753 --> 00:23:41,055
I think he really likes
the place he's at.
689
00:23:41,155 --> 00:23:42,523
I think he's my best man
690
00:23:42,623 --> 00:23:43,958
and has to perform his
duties accordingly.
691
00:23:44,058 --> 00:23:45,726
I think a pretty big
part of his best-man duties
692
00:23:45,826 --> 00:23:46,727
involves staying in the room
693
00:23:46,827 --> 00:23:48,329
when the groom's past
Al-Qaedas her way
694
00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:49,397
into the groom's present.
695
00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:50,197
I think we need to
stop talking about him
696
00:23:50,298 --> 00:23:51,032
in the third person.
697
00:23:51,132 --> 00:23:52,333
-Hypocrite.
-Guys!
698
00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:54,735
-He's coming.
-Dude, I'm barely erect.
699
00:23:54,835 --> 00:23:56,504
Okay, well then, hurry up!
700
00:24:01,709 --> 00:24:02,610
I feel like we're
waiting for something.
701
00:24:02,710 --> 00:24:04,245
Mark, you're my best man.
702
00:24:04,345 --> 00:24:05,880
You have to do what I say today.
703
00:24:08,983 --> 00:24:09,850
Fine.
704
00:24:10,851 --> 00:24:13,054
-Rose, come help.
-Oh God.
705
00:24:13,154 --> 00:24:14,322
What? She's really strong.
706
00:24:14,422 --> 00:24:15,289
She can do it.
Look at those arms.
707
00:24:15,389 --> 00:24:16,524
Look at that tone.
708
00:24:16,557 --> 00:24:17,325
I bet you do Barry's
Bootcamp, don't you, Rose?
709
00:24:17,425 --> 00:24:18,392
Mark, go!
710
00:24:18,526 --> 00:24:19,794
All right. Okay.
711
00:24:21,529 --> 00:24:22,596
But I'm coming right back.
712
00:24:22,697 --> 00:24:23,564
I know.
No, no, no.
713
00:24:23,664 --> 00:24:25,399
Like, right back. Okay?
714
00:24:25,533 --> 00:24:26,734
The first time I had
sex without a condom
715
00:24:26,834 --> 00:24:28,302
lasted longer than
this will take.
716
00:24:28,402 --> 00:24:30,137
And trust me, she
was not impressed.
717
00:24:30,237 --> 00:24:31,439
[grunts]
718
00:24:31,539 --> 00:24:33,441
So I think it's probably best
if we just leave the door open.
719
00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:35,009
-Okay.
-Okay, great.
720
00:24:36,143 --> 00:24:37,945
No! No!
721
00:24:38,045 --> 00:24:38,813
This is a holy day.
722
00:24:38,913 --> 00:24:40,081
God is watching.
723
00:24:40,181 --> 00:24:40,848
Ryan!
724
00:24:40,948 --> 00:24:41,882
[pants]
725
00:24:41,983 --> 00:24:44,118
[Mark] Oh, fine, but look,
this will be so fast.
726
00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:53,894
[footsteps approach]
727
00:24:58,332 --> 00:24:59,567
[Rose exhales softly]
728
00:25:02,870 --> 00:25:03,838
Hi.
729
00:25:06,007 --> 00:25:06,941
Hi.
730
00:25:08,642 --> 00:25:10,077
Where are you taking me?
731
00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:13,314
[nostalgic music playing]
732
00:25:13,414 --> 00:25:14,582
Yep.
733
00:25:17,184 --> 00:25:18,185
Wow!
734
00:25:18,285 --> 00:25:19,720
You said you like gardens.
735
00:25:20,755 --> 00:25:22,490
How'd you find this?
736
00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:25,960
I went to find a quiet
place to read outside,
737
00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:27,261
and voila!
738
00:25:27,361 --> 00:25:31,665
[birds chirping]
739
00:25:34,602 --> 00:25:36,505
[Ryan grunts]
740
00:25:36,604 --> 00:25:38,706
[Rose laughs]
741
00:25:41,976 --> 00:25:43,277
I can't believe
it's already October.
742
00:25:44,111 --> 00:25:45,413
Stop it.
743
00:25:45,514 --> 00:25:46,847
I don't wanna think about it.
744
00:25:48,315 --> 00:25:49,650
[Rose sighs]
745
00:25:50,785 --> 00:25:52,186
What is it about millennials?
746
00:25:53,621 --> 00:25:54,488
We're already so nostalgic
747
00:25:54,622 --> 00:25:56,357
for the moments
we're living through.
748
00:25:56,457 --> 00:25:57,391
[Rose chuckles]
749
00:25:57,491 --> 00:26:00,294
[birds chirping]
750
00:26:02,263 --> 00:26:03,364
[sighs]
751
00:26:03,464 --> 00:26:04,732
So...
752
00:26:05,666 --> 00:26:07,001
you think you're gonna
see Lauren again?
753
00:26:09,236 --> 00:26:10,104
I don't know.
754
00:26:12,306 --> 00:26:13,474
It just seems a little pointless
755
00:26:13,641 --> 00:26:15,109
with only a few
months of school left.
756
00:26:16,477 --> 00:26:17,778
DC's close.
757
00:26:17,878 --> 00:26:20,314
If you hit it off, you can
always visit her next year.
758
00:26:20,414 --> 00:26:22,650
Then I'm that guy who
keeps coming back to college.
759
00:26:22,716 --> 00:26:23,818
So what? If you're
dating someone,
760
00:26:23,918 --> 00:26:25,219
no one's gonna judge you.
761
00:26:27,288 --> 00:26:28,456
Maybe.
762
00:26:28,557 --> 00:26:29,757
I don't know.
763
00:26:29,857 --> 00:26:31,125
Mmm.
764
00:26:31,225 --> 00:26:31,926
Electric.
765
00:26:32,026 --> 00:26:33,694
[both laugh]
766
00:26:33,794 --> 00:26:35,062
I'm sorry. I know.
767
00:26:35,162 --> 00:26:36,664
Okay, she's great.
768
00:26:36,697 --> 00:26:37,731
I'll pro...
769
00:26:37,832 --> 00:26:39,333
I'll probably see her again.
770
00:26:40,434 --> 00:26:41,836
I'm just a little worried.
771
00:26:43,437 --> 00:26:44,672
No, I don't wanna
sound like a dick.
772
00:26:44,705 --> 00:26:46,140
I know you're not a dick.
773
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,208
Come on.
774
00:26:50,444 --> 00:26:54,181
I think maybe she's
just kinda dumb.
775
00:26:54,281 --> 00:26:56,016
You dick!
776
00:26:56,117 --> 00:26:57,284
Oh my God!
777
00:26:57,384 --> 00:27:00,354
Look, this is just one
little example, all right?
778
00:27:00,454 --> 00:27:02,857
But she was telling me about
one of her guy friends,
779
00:27:02,957 --> 00:27:06,193
and she kept describing their
relationship as plutonic.
780
00:27:07,428 --> 00:27:08,729
[Rose chuckles]
781
00:27:08,829 --> 00:27:11,298
Like, "We went to
dinner last Saturday,
782
00:27:11,398 --> 00:27:13,300
but it was strictly plutonic."
783
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,505
So what?
She mispronounced a word!
784
00:27:16,605 --> 00:27:17,972
Don't be so pretentious.
785
00:27:18,072 --> 00:27:20,074
Don't act like that wouldn't
annoy the hell outta you!
786
00:27:20,174 --> 00:27:21,475
Give me a break.
787
00:27:21,576 --> 00:27:22,710
Okay, I date Cap.
788
00:27:22,776 --> 00:27:24,812
I put up with so much worse.
789
00:27:24,912 --> 00:27:28,215
[warm music playing]
790
00:27:32,086 --> 00:27:33,787
I just don't get that, Rose.
791
00:27:35,723 --> 00:27:36,824
Yeah.
792
00:27:38,225 --> 00:27:38,726
[Rose sighs]
793
00:27:38,826 --> 00:27:40,928
I don't really either, so.
794
00:27:42,763 --> 00:27:44,765
Please tell me it's just,
like, a college fling.
795
00:27:44,865 --> 00:27:46,367
You're not staying with him
after we graduate, are you?
796
00:27:48,469 --> 00:27:49,403
I don't...
797
00:27:49,504 --> 00:27:50,437
I don't know.
798
00:27:51,805 --> 00:27:53,774
Well, he's gonna
be in Atlanta.
799
00:27:53,874 --> 00:27:55,142
We'll be in DC.
800
00:27:59,213 --> 00:28:00,147
What?
801
00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:02,116
Nothing.
802
00:28:02,216 --> 00:28:03,951
[Ryan gasps]
803
00:28:04,051 --> 00:28:05,052
You...
804
00:28:06,187 --> 00:28:08,122
You're not thinking of dating
him long distance, are you?
805
00:28:08,222 --> 00:28:09,156
No, it's...
806
00:28:11,192 --> 00:28:12,561
It's not that. I-
807
00:28:12,661 --> 00:28:13,562
What's wrong?
808
00:28:14,563 --> 00:28:16,864
I just don't really wanna
think about graduation.
809
00:28:18,766 --> 00:28:20,801
-Okay.
-Okay, I just...
810
00:28:20,901 --> 00:28:24,138
I just wanna lay here
in this lovely garden
811
00:28:24,238 --> 00:28:26,106
and pretend like we
get to do this forever.
812
00:28:29,343 --> 00:28:30,444
Done.
813
00:28:30,545 --> 00:28:32,780
[birds chirping]
814
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:38,986
[♪♪♪]
815
00:28:43,424 --> 00:28:45,359
You look good.
816
00:28:46,528 --> 00:28:47,428
Handsome.
817
00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:49,797
Yeah, you too.
818
00:28:49,897 --> 00:28:50,632
Nice dress.
819
00:28:50,798 --> 00:28:52,233
[Rose chuckles]
820
00:28:55,236 --> 00:28:56,203
It's been a while.
821
00:28:56,303 --> 00:28:57,539
[Rose chuckles]
822
00:28:57,639 --> 00:28:59,206
Homecoming, three years ago.
823
00:28:59,306 --> 00:29:00,307
God! Really?
824
00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:01,342
Has it been that long?
825
00:29:01,442 --> 00:29:03,010
-Mm-hmm.
-Jeez.
826
00:29:03,110 --> 00:29:06,013
It feels like just yesterday
we were graduating.
827
00:29:07,815 --> 00:29:08,983
Yeah.
828
00:29:10,818 --> 00:29:12,486
I think about that time a lot.
829
00:29:14,855 --> 00:29:16,890
I don't so much anymore.
830
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:19,493
Sometimes.
831
00:29:19,594 --> 00:29:20,461
Yeah.
832
00:29:21,829 --> 00:29:23,864
It was a long time ago, I guess.
833
00:29:25,032 --> 00:29:29,270
And now, here you are getting
all married and stuff.
834
00:29:29,370 --> 00:29:30,871
[Ryan chuckles]
835
00:29:33,340 --> 00:29:35,309
-You know Vietnam?
-I do know Vietnam.
836
00:29:35,409 --> 00:29:36,243
I was there.
837
00:29:37,712 --> 00:29:38,580
Can you get me down?
838
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,681
[Livia] I have
never been there.
839
00:29:39,847 --> 00:29:41,616
-I was there.
-Wow!
840
00:29:41,716 --> 00:29:45,319
There was a
fight, and the VC...
841
00:29:45,419 --> 00:29:46,854
the VC...
842
00:29:46,887 --> 00:29:47,955
So did you...
843
00:29:48,055 --> 00:29:48,856
[soft music playing]
844
00:29:48,889 --> 00:29:50,024
When did you get in?
845
00:29:50,625 --> 00:29:52,092
I drove down this morning.
846
00:29:52,192 --> 00:29:53,460
-Right. From New York.
-Yeah.
847
00:29:53,561 --> 00:29:55,029
Mm-hmm.
848
00:29:55,129 --> 00:29:56,997
Long way, you must
have left early.
849
00:29:57,097 --> 00:29:58,365
Well, yeah. I mean, you know,
850
00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:00,334
there's usually traffic in
the cities on the weekend,
851
00:30:00,434 --> 00:30:03,003
so I know some side streets
to avoid congestion.
852
00:30:03,103 --> 00:30:04,938
It's just a straight
shot down I-95.
853
00:30:05,039 --> 00:30:06,574
You know, if you plan
stops strategically.
854
00:30:06,675 --> 00:30:07,575
-And then-
-Why are you here?
855
00:30:07,676 --> 00:30:08,576
Because I'm in love with you.
856
00:30:12,913 --> 00:30:13,881
-What?
-I love you.
857
00:30:13,981 --> 00:30:14,882
What kind of cake did you get?
858
00:30:14,982 --> 00:30:17,084
-Rose.
-Here's the thing.
859
00:30:17,184 --> 00:30:18,352
-I love you.
-Jesus!
860
00:30:18,452 --> 00:30:20,354
But that is not the only
development in my life.
861
00:30:20,454 --> 00:30:21,455
I do hot yoga now.
862
00:30:21,556 --> 00:30:22,456
-I have a cat.
-Just stop it!
863
00:30:22,557 --> 00:30:24,626
-There's six hours.
-This is an incredible story.
864
00:30:24,726 --> 00:30:25,593
Six hours!
865
00:30:25,694 --> 00:30:26,894
-Hey!
-Thank you for your service.
866
00:30:26,994 --> 00:30:28,429
Let's get him out, yeah?
Hey, you're stuck, right?
867
00:30:28,530 --> 00:30:29,196
You don't wanna be here.
868
00:30:29,296 --> 00:30:29,963
Who wants to stay
in a van all day?
869
00:30:30,064 --> 00:30:31,265
Who the fuck are you?
870
00:30:31,365 --> 00:30:33,467
I'm sorry, I wanted
to tell you before,
871
00:30:33,568 --> 00:30:34,468
but you were with Julia,
872
00:30:34,569 --> 00:30:36,170
so I thought that would
be kind of inappropriate.
873
00:30:36,270 --> 00:30:37,338
You thought that
would be inappropriate?
874
00:30:37,438 --> 00:30:38,773
-Ready?
-[Ben] Oh, we're strapped in.
875
00:30:38,872 --> 00:30:39,873
-[Ben] We're strapped in.
What? We're strapped in?
876
00:30:39,973 --> 00:30:41,175
[Ben] We'll unstrap him.
877
00:30:41,275 --> 00:30:42,943
-Let's unstrap him.
-I don't think so!
878
00:30:43,043 --> 00:30:44,512
No, I know. I'm sorry.
879
00:30:44,612 --> 00:30:46,347
I-I-I
hate that I'm doing this.
880
00:30:46,447 --> 00:30:48,282
I was going to be
mature and let you go.
881
00:30:48,382 --> 00:30:51,118
I couldn't sleep last night,
and I turned on the TV.
882
00:30:51,218 --> 00:30:52,920
"When Harry Met Sally" was on,
883
00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:54,589
and I realized that
I had to tell you.
884
00:30:54,689 --> 00:30:55,523
You had to.
885
00:30:55,623 --> 00:30:57,057
Oh, why? Why did you have to?
886
00:30:57,157 --> 00:30:58,459
Because it's a good movie!
887
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,361
-I served my country!
-Yeah, lift the chair.
888
00:31:00,461 --> 00:31:01,495
I served my country!
889
00:31:01,596 --> 00:31:03,732
You've probably never even
used a gun in your life.
890
00:31:03,832 --> 00:31:04,733
[Ben] No, it's too heavy.
891
00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:05,933
No, it's not too heavy!
892
00:31:05,999 --> 00:31:07,267
Use your back, Ben,
that's what they say.
893
00:31:07,368 --> 00:31:10,772
You put an AK-47
in your hands,
894
00:31:10,938 --> 00:31:12,106
you wouldn't know
what to do with it.
895
00:31:12,206 --> 00:31:14,475
You're the one who
said that life is short,
896
00:31:14,576 --> 00:31:15,442
and love is worth the risk,
897
00:31:15,543 --> 00:31:17,545
and that it's okay to
look like an idiot.
898
00:31:18,245 --> 00:31:22,015
So here I am looking
like an idiot.
899
00:31:22,116 --> 00:31:24,485
I know my timing is terrible,
900
00:31:24,586 --> 00:31:25,953
but it was now or never.
901
00:31:26,053 --> 00:31:28,489
Fucking look at you,
you're about to get married.
902
00:31:28,590 --> 00:31:29,557
I know!
903
00:31:29,657 --> 00:31:30,859
I know I'm getting married!
904
00:31:30,958 --> 00:31:31,992
Lift with your back!
905
00:31:32,092 --> 00:31:33,360
What do you want me
to be, a human ramp?
906
00:31:33,460 --> 00:31:34,829
You're a wussy.
907
00:31:34,962 --> 00:31:36,964
You wussy.
You couldn't handle it.
908
00:31:37,030 --> 00:31:38,733
Right, let's get
him out of the chair.
909
00:31:38,833 --> 00:31:39,967
Let's get him out.
910
00:31:40,067 --> 00:31:41,536
-God dam-Fine,
okay, we're gonna get you out.
911
00:31:41,636 --> 00:31:42,504
Stand on the chair.
912
00:31:42,604 --> 00:31:45,272
Okay, I'm gonna grab
you in a sensitive area.
913
00:31:45,372 --> 00:31:46,608
I'm Mark, and we're gonna
get you out, all right?
914
00:31:46,708 --> 00:31:47,975
Here we go.
915
00:31:48,008 --> 00:31:49,009
Come on, come on.
916
00:31:49,109 --> 00:31:49,878
-Get him out.
-[Ben] Stand on the chair.
917
00:31:49,977 --> 00:31:51,278
Get his weight.
918
00:31:51,378 --> 00:31:53,480
Get his weight.
Watch the handlebar.
919
00:31:53,581 --> 00:31:54,448
Watch the handlebar.
920
00:31:54,549 --> 00:31:55,382
Watch it!
921
00:31:55,482 --> 00:31:59,754
[old man yelling]
922
00:31:59,854 --> 00:32:00,822
Jesus Christ, Rose!
923
00:32:00,988 --> 00:32:01,989
How could you do this to me?
924
00:32:02,055 --> 00:32:03,023
You're the one who said
925
00:32:03,123 --> 00:32:04,992
that we can't choose who
we fall in love with,
926
00:32:05,025 --> 00:32:06,761
that sometimes it just happens.
927
00:32:06,861 --> 00:32:07,896
Yeah, but you...
928
00:32:07,995 --> 00:32:09,864
Jesus Christ, did I
really say all this shit?
929
00:32:09,997 --> 00:32:10,998
Yeah.
930
00:32:11,900 --> 00:32:13,233
It was really cheesy.
931
00:32:14,301 --> 00:32:15,770
Well, I was young and stupid,
932
00:32:15,870 --> 00:32:17,004
and you just rejected me.
933
00:32:17,104 --> 00:32:19,006
So I was trying to
salvage our friendship.
934
00:32:23,310 --> 00:32:25,012
Look how it was salvaged.
935
00:32:26,046 --> 00:32:29,249
We went from best friends
to awkward friends,
936
00:32:29,349 --> 00:32:32,219
to we haven't spoken
to each other in years.
937
00:32:32,319 --> 00:32:35,355
[wistful music playing]
938
00:32:35,456 --> 00:32:37,024
When my dad died,
939
00:32:37,659 --> 00:32:39,627
you sent me a letter.
940
00:32:41,195 --> 00:32:42,429
Ben and Liv called.
941
00:32:43,665 --> 00:32:45,432
Mark flew out for the funeral.
942
00:32:46,935 --> 00:32:48,101
But from you,
943
00:32:49,504 --> 00:32:50,505
I got a note.
944
00:32:52,540 --> 00:32:53,741
Nine sentences.
945
00:32:57,679 --> 00:33:00,047
I wrote 30 drafts of
those nine sentences.
946
00:33:03,518 --> 00:33:04,451
I needed you.
947
00:33:11,526 --> 00:33:12,527
I'm sorry.
948
00:33:14,529 --> 00:33:15,830
I wanted to call.
949
00:33:15,930 --> 00:33:16,764
I really did, but-
950
00:33:16,865 --> 00:33:18,398
It wasn't just then, Ryan.
951
00:33:20,067 --> 00:33:22,102
We used to talk every day.
952
00:33:22,202 --> 00:33:23,638
I was in love with you.
953
00:33:25,405 --> 00:33:26,206
I would've stayed that way.
954
00:33:26,306 --> 00:33:28,175
I needed to not stay that way.
955
00:33:28,275 --> 00:33:30,845
So what, you cut
me off entirely,
956
00:33:30,945 --> 00:33:32,079
never talk to me again?
957
00:33:32,179 --> 00:33:34,081
I did what I had
to do to move on.
958
00:33:34,147 --> 00:33:36,216
I mean, you can't get
mad at me for that.
959
00:33:36,316 --> 00:33:38,452
I mean, where was all
this six years ago?
960
00:33:38,553 --> 00:33:39,521
We were graduating.
961
00:33:39,621 --> 00:33:42,089
Everything was
changing so quickly.
962
00:33:42,189 --> 00:33:43,892
I'd never thought
about you like that,
963
00:33:43,992 --> 00:33:46,761
or-or let myself.
964
00:33:46,861 --> 00:33:48,362
And let's be honest,
965
00:33:48,462 --> 00:33:50,632
you were pretty
intense about it.
966
00:33:50,732 --> 00:33:51,766
I was in love.
967
00:33:52,767 --> 00:33:54,736
We were so young.
968
00:33:54,836 --> 00:33:56,004
Oh, I'm very sorry.
969
00:33:56,103 --> 00:33:57,539
I didn't realize it was
like purchasing liquor.
970
00:33:57,639 --> 00:34:00,875
-I should have checked your ID.
-Fine, I, I was so young,
971
00:34:01,709 --> 00:34:03,711
not to mention I had
just broken up with Cap.
972
00:34:03,811 --> 00:34:05,013
Oh, Cap!
973
00:34:05,112 --> 00:34:06,514
I know you never liked him.
974
00:34:06,614 --> 00:34:07,481
His name was Cap.
975
00:34:07,582 --> 00:34:08,917
It was a nickname,
976
00:34:09,017 --> 00:34:10,350
and plus we'd been
dating for over a year.
977
00:34:10,450 --> 00:34:11,786
Dating?
978
00:34:11,886 --> 00:34:13,387
Please, he was hot and dumb,
979
00:34:13,487 --> 00:34:15,723
and you weren't ready to
stop fucking dumb, hot guys.
980
00:34:17,124 --> 00:34:18,458
Ow!
981
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,327
You know that's
not all it was.
982
00:34:22,564 --> 00:34:23,598
[Rose exhales]
983
00:34:24,364 --> 00:34:25,867
When you told me you loved me,
984
00:34:25,967 --> 00:34:27,535
it was like...
985
00:34:27,635 --> 00:34:29,169
it was like you were
speaking a foreign language,
986
00:34:29,269 --> 00:34:30,672
and it took me a
while to, you know,
987
00:34:30,772 --> 00:34:32,406
translate it for myself.
988
00:34:32,507 --> 00:34:34,141
Once I finally did,
you were with Julia.
989
00:34:34,207 --> 00:34:36,644
So I thought I'd tell you
when you were single again,
990
00:34:36,744 --> 00:34:38,813
'cause that's how relationships
go, I thought, right?
991
00:34:38,913 --> 00:34:40,915
That's how they go.
You meet someone, it's exciting.
992
00:34:41,015 --> 00:34:42,282
You think, "Oh,
there's a future here,"
993
00:34:42,382 --> 00:34:43,350
and then they ask
you to pee on them
994
00:34:43,450 --> 00:34:44,619
to satisfy their urine fetish,
995
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:45,720
so you part ways.
996
00:34:45,820 --> 00:34:48,221
But you and Julia just
kept staying together,
997
00:34:48,322 --> 00:34:49,323
and then I realized
998
00:34:49,423 --> 00:34:51,158
she probably doesn't
even have a urine fetish.
999
00:34:51,191 --> 00:34:52,159
And then a year passed.
1000
00:34:52,192 --> 00:34:53,595
And then I saw you were engaged.
1001
00:34:53,695 --> 00:34:56,598
Believe me, I did not want
it to be this way, I didn't.
1002
00:34:56,698 --> 00:34:59,567
But if this was my only
chance to tell you,
1003
00:34:59,667 --> 00:35:00,768
I had to take it.
1004
00:35:12,312 --> 00:35:15,750
[footsteps approach]
1005
00:35:19,053 --> 00:35:20,688
Did you date someone
with a urine fetish?
1006
00:35:21,455 --> 00:35:23,658
Do you really wanna have
that conversation right now?
1007
00:35:23,758 --> 00:35:24,559
[Ryan chuckles]
1008
00:35:24,659 --> 00:35:26,094
No.
1009
00:35:26,193 --> 00:35:27,862
Rum and ammunition.
Yeah, let's go. Come on.
1010
00:35:27,962 --> 00:35:29,296
Ben, help me with this.
1011
00:35:29,396 --> 00:35:30,397
-Careful!
-Oh, no!
1012
00:35:30,497 --> 00:35:33,200
Oh, God.
Not that far, not that far!
1013
00:35:33,233 --> 00:35:35,036
-[Mark] Ben, Ben!
-Are you good?
1014
00:35:35,202 --> 00:35:37,505
Help with the scooter, please!
1015
00:35:37,605 --> 00:35:39,073
It's a lot lighter
without a human on it.
1016
00:35:39,206 --> 00:35:40,041
-Get it out!
1017
00:35:40,207 --> 00:35:41,441
-[Ben grunts]
-[metal Snapping]
1018
00:35:42,510 --> 00:35:44,045
Well, we'll just put
it back on afterward.
1019
00:35:44,211 --> 00:35:45,345
[Mark] All right, you
fix the scooter.
1020
00:35:45,445 --> 00:35:46,547
I gotta go. Lovely to meet you.
1021
00:35:46,648 --> 00:35:47,949
Where are you going,
what about the cufflinks?
1022
00:35:48,049 --> 00:35:48,916
No time, Claire!
1023
00:35:52,252 --> 00:35:53,988
I'm sorry.
1024
00:35:54,088 --> 00:35:55,422
I should have told you then,
1025
00:35:56,057 --> 00:35:56,924
but I didn't.
1026
00:35:57,025 --> 00:35:58,225
So I'm telling you now.
1027
00:35:58,258 --> 00:35:59,226
[soft piano music playing]
1028
00:35:59,326 --> 00:36:02,063
I know that this is
not the right time,
1029
00:36:02,229 --> 00:36:03,665
and this is not the right place.
1030
00:36:04,431 --> 00:36:05,298
Mark's probably right.
1031
00:36:05,399 --> 00:36:07,234
I look like a
total bitch, but...
1032
00:36:09,236 --> 00:36:10,772
I am,
1033
00:36:10,872 --> 00:36:12,239
and I was
1034
00:36:13,775 --> 00:36:15,308
so in love with you.
1035
00:36:19,547 --> 00:36:20,447
Oh, God.
1036
00:36:22,249 --> 00:36:23,785
I waited so long to
hear you say that.
1037
00:36:24,418 --> 00:36:25,753
I thought about it every day.
1038
00:36:27,454 --> 00:36:29,123
Every song was you.
1039
00:36:29,256 --> 00:36:30,290
Every book.
1040
00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:34,327
Everybody. I went on dates,
I compared them to you.
1041
00:36:35,563 --> 00:36:37,932
I lived out our
relationship 10,000 times,
1042
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,738
and you come in today
of all the days.
1043
00:36:49,811 --> 00:36:50,778
I mean...
1044
00:36:52,013 --> 00:36:53,548
what do you expect me to do?
1045
00:36:56,150 --> 00:36:57,384
I love her.
1046
00:37:00,420 --> 00:37:01,856
But what about me?
1047
00:37:06,661 --> 00:37:07,195
[door knocks]
1048
00:37:07,294 --> 00:37:08,629
[Mark] Ryan?
1049
00:37:08,730 --> 00:37:10,732
I'd apologize except I know
I'm not interrupting anything
1050
00:37:10,832 --> 00:37:13,201
because you're marrying a
smart, beautiful woman today.
1051
00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:14,367
And you wouldn't
want to fuck that up
1052
00:37:14,468 --> 00:37:16,137
with someone you
loved in college,
1053
00:37:17,004 --> 00:37:19,306
unless Rose left and
you're cranking your hog.
1054
00:37:19,406 --> 00:37:21,042
No judgment here, man.
That'll keep you relaxed.
1055
00:37:21,142 --> 00:37:23,010
If you need tissues or anything,
you just let me know.
1056
00:37:23,111 --> 00:37:24,846
Best man here to help you.
1057
00:37:26,180 --> 00:37:27,081
So Mark's the same.
1058
00:37:27,181 --> 00:37:28,149
More or less, yeah.
1059
00:37:28,315 --> 00:37:29,550
[knocks]
1060
00:37:29,650 --> 00:37:30,852
Ugh!
1061
00:37:30,952 --> 00:37:32,186
[birds chirping]
1062
00:37:32,319 --> 00:37:33,487
What is it, child?
1063
00:37:33,588 --> 00:37:34,789
Put your fuckin' books away.
1064
00:37:34,889 --> 00:37:35,556
Let's go out.
1065
00:37:35,656 --> 00:37:36,824
I can't. I have
a test tomorrow.
1066
00:37:36,924 --> 00:37:39,093
Well, not with that
attitude, you can't.
1067
00:37:39,193 --> 00:37:40,327
Where do you wanna go?
1068
00:37:40,393 --> 00:37:41,361
Let's go to Coupes.
1069
00:37:41,461 --> 00:37:42,764
Coupes is gonna be
full of freshman girls
1070
00:37:42,864 --> 00:37:43,865
who just got their fakes.
1071
00:37:44,932 --> 00:37:46,366
-I know.
-That's special.
1072
00:37:46,466 --> 00:37:48,202
Come on, it's spring
semester of our senior year.
1073
00:37:48,335 --> 00:37:49,170
We're supposed to be having fun.
1074
00:37:49,336 --> 00:37:50,204
We're not supposed
to be doing work.
1075
00:37:50,337 --> 00:37:51,506
-You're not doing work.
-Yeah, I know.
1076
00:37:51,606 --> 00:37:53,574
I'm a prophet, and
I lead by example.
1077
00:37:53,674 --> 00:37:54,374
Ow!
1078
00:37:54,474 --> 00:37:55,543
Screw it. I'm in.
1079
00:37:55,643 --> 00:37:57,444
-[Ryan] What?
-What? I just had an exam today.
1080
00:37:57,545 --> 00:37:59,379
I need to unwind. Okay?
1081
00:37:59,479 --> 00:38:00,848
And Mark's right, we
should be having fun.
1082
00:38:00,948 --> 00:38:03,350
Exactly. Come on.
Bars, bars, bars, bars!
1083
00:38:03,416 --> 00:38:05,186
-Bars, bars, bars, bars!
-Bars, bars, bars, bars!
1084
00:38:05,352 --> 00:38:06,554
-Bars, bars, bars!
-Bars, bars, bars!
1085
00:38:06,654 --> 00:38:08,623
Guys, I really have
to do well on this exam.
1086
00:38:08,723 --> 00:38:10,357
Ryan, I really have
to do a freshman.
1087
00:38:10,423 --> 00:38:13,060
-Ugh!
-Oh, relax. It's a joke.
1088
00:38:13,161 --> 00:38:14,529
I would take a
sophomore in a pinch.
1089
00:38:14,629 --> 00:38:15,997
-Sicko!
-[Ryan] Hey!
1090
00:38:16,097 --> 00:38:17,397
Why are we friends with you?
1091
00:38:17,497 --> 00:38:18,933
[Mark] Ryan, you've been
in that book so much.
1092
00:38:19,033 --> 00:38:20,367
If you get any closer, you're
gonna need to put on a rubber.
1093
00:38:20,433 --> 00:38:21,202
All right? Come
on, let's go out.
1094
00:38:21,368 --> 00:38:23,104
Let's have fun. Let's do stuff.
1095
00:38:23,204 --> 00:38:26,607
Someday you're
gonna be 35 or 40,
1096
00:38:26,707 --> 00:38:27,608
and you're gonna look back,
1097
00:38:27,708 --> 00:38:28,576
and you're gonna
wish you had more fun
1098
00:38:28,676 --> 00:38:29,644
in the last years of college.
1099
00:38:29,744 --> 00:38:30,945
We're all gonna
be in DC together.
1100
00:38:31,045 --> 00:38:32,412
We'll have plenty of fun.
1101
00:38:34,381 --> 00:38:36,416
Actually, I'm not.
1102
00:38:38,953 --> 00:38:39,954
What?
1103
00:38:41,656 --> 00:38:44,058
Accenture wants me
in New York instead.
1104
00:38:45,259 --> 00:38:46,861
New York?
1105
00:38:46,961 --> 00:38:49,230
Yeah, and they were up
in the air for a while.
1106
00:38:49,396 --> 00:38:50,598
They just confirmed it.
1107
00:38:54,535 --> 00:38:55,770
Hey, come on.
1108
00:38:55,870 --> 00:38:57,071
It's not like we gotta say
our goodbyes tonight, right?
1109
00:38:57,171 --> 00:38:58,105
We got a few months.
1110
00:38:58,206 --> 00:38:59,273
Let's go to Coupes
and have some beer
1111
00:38:59,406 --> 00:39:00,775
and listen to a shitty
band for a few hours.
1112
00:39:00,875 --> 00:39:02,510
Just as long as
there's no freshman girl
1113
00:39:02,610 --> 00:39:03,678
you're gonna ruin.
1114
00:39:03,778 --> 00:39:05,179
[Mark] That's very
sex negative, Rose.
1115
00:39:05,279 --> 00:39:06,214
I'm gonna go get changed.
1116
00:39:06,314 --> 00:39:07,181
I'll meet you guys there.
1117
00:39:07,281 --> 00:39:09,083
No sweats for
the sorority girl.
1118
00:39:09,183 --> 00:39:10,051
[Rose mocks Mark]
1119
00:39:11,052 --> 00:39:11,986
You coming?
1120
00:39:17,558 --> 00:39:19,794
Yeah, you bet he is!
1121
00:39:19,894 --> 00:39:21,062
-[bottles clink]
-[patrons chattering]
1122
00:39:21,162 --> 00:39:22,730
Come on, it's pretty fucking
weird that they're engaged.
1123
00:39:22,830 --> 00:39:25,099
It's unusual,
but it's not weird.
1124
00:39:25,199 --> 00:39:26,433
Why are you so upset about it?
1125
00:39:26,499 --> 00:39:27,500
I don't know what's worse.
1126
00:39:27,602 --> 00:39:29,303
Ben proposing to Liv
or Cap going to Cancun
1127
00:39:29,436 --> 00:39:30,838
with his entire fraternity
over spring break
1128
00:39:30,938 --> 00:39:31,906
and not taking you.
1129
00:39:33,674 --> 00:39:34,742
I didn't know it was a secret.
1130
00:39:34,842 --> 00:39:36,043
Do you have any idea
what happens in Cancun
1131
00:39:36,143 --> 00:39:37,111
over spring break?
1132
00:39:37,211 --> 00:39:38,145
They play Mahjong, I think.
1133
00:39:38,246 --> 00:39:39,313
Oh, is that what
they do? My mistake.
1134
00:39:39,446 --> 00:39:40,882
I thought they
shattered pelvises.
1135
00:39:40,982 --> 00:39:42,449
He's gonna come back
with so much bacteria,
1136
00:39:42,550 --> 00:39:43,651
he'll have to declare
it at customs.
1137
00:39:43,751 --> 00:39:45,720
-Guys!
-We're just kidding.
1138
00:39:45,820 --> 00:39:48,756
I know, it's just he's
missing Pi Phi's formal.
1139
00:39:48,856 --> 00:39:49,891
Why? It's the
weekend before break.
1140
00:39:49,991 --> 00:39:51,592
I don't know, he's
going to Cancun early.
1141
00:39:51,692 --> 00:39:52,760
His little brother
has the week off
1142
00:39:52,860 --> 00:39:54,161
before they're meeting
up there, I guess.
1143
00:39:54,262 --> 00:39:55,563
[laughs] Oh my God.
1144
00:39:55,663 --> 00:39:57,031
More Mahjong time, probably.
1145
00:39:58,199 --> 00:39:59,499
Sorry.
1146
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,135
Anyway, um...
1147
00:40:02,536 --> 00:40:04,705
I need a date if you're
interested.
1148
00:40:04,805 --> 00:40:08,142
[reflective folk music playing]
1149
00:40:09,543 --> 00:40:10,912
That's fine, I didn't
really want to go, so.
1150
00:40:12,146 --> 00:40:13,047
If either of you...
1151
00:40:13,147 --> 00:40:14,148
Actually, no, no, no.
1152
00:40:14,248 --> 00:40:16,183
Not you 'cause I'm 75% sure
1153
00:40:16,284 --> 00:40:17,218
you'd leave with another girl.
1154
00:40:17,318 --> 00:40:18,986
-Just one?
-[Rose chuckles]
1155
00:40:19,086 --> 00:40:19,987
Mm!
1156
00:40:21,155 --> 00:40:22,123
Vicki needs a date.
1157
00:40:22,223 --> 00:40:23,124
Then you can both come.
1158
00:40:23,224 --> 00:40:24,158
Wait, Vicki, Vicki,
1159
00:40:24,258 --> 00:40:26,060
with the Vickis?
1160
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,595
Dibs! We're going. I get Vicki.
1161
00:40:27,695 --> 00:40:29,063
Only if you don't
use that nickname.
1162
00:40:29,163 --> 00:40:30,064
It's an endearing nickname.
1163
00:40:30,164 --> 00:40:31,332
In what world is it endearing
1164
00:40:31,431 --> 00:40:33,267
to call a girl Vicki Titty Face?
1165
00:40:33,367 --> 00:40:34,467
It's not an insult.
1166
00:40:34,568 --> 00:40:36,037
She has an amazing chest.
1167
00:40:36,137 --> 00:40:37,437
She knows it. She shows it.
1168
00:40:37,538 --> 00:40:39,006
I want to put my face into it,
1169
00:40:39,106 --> 00:40:40,808
so Vicki Titty Face.
1170
00:40:40,908 --> 00:40:41,842
Stop it!
1171
00:40:41,943 --> 00:40:43,411
Oh my God.
1172
00:40:43,511 --> 00:40:44,879
Come.
1173
00:40:44,979 --> 00:40:46,047
Hmm?
1174
00:40:46,147 --> 00:40:47,381
Come on.
1175
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,184
Be my date.
My best friend just got engaged.
1176
00:40:50,284 --> 00:40:51,686
Don't make me go solo.
1177
00:40:51,786 --> 00:40:52,920
Well, I mean, I don't know.
1178
00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:55,022
I-I might be doing something
with Jess that night.
1179
00:40:56,357 --> 00:40:57,925
Oh, okay.
1180
00:40:59,459 --> 00:41:00,695
I'm sorry, I'll
see what she's doing,
1181
00:41:00,795 --> 00:41:01,829
and I'll let you know.
1182
00:41:02,930 --> 00:41:05,032
Yeah, I just thought
it could be fun.
1183
00:41:06,033 --> 00:41:06,701
Don't get mad at me.
1184
00:41:06,801 --> 00:41:07,868
Cap's the one leaving.
1185
00:41:08,736 --> 00:41:10,404
I know, I'm not mad.
1186
00:41:10,538 --> 00:41:11,839
-Okay.
-Okay.
1187
00:41:13,708 --> 00:41:14,809
Dude, you're going
to that formal.
1188
00:41:14,909 --> 00:41:16,677
-I will see.
-No, you will not see.
1189
00:41:16,777 --> 00:41:17,979
You and Jess have gone
out, like, four times.
1190
00:41:18,079 --> 00:41:19,347
You haven't even got
your fingers sticky.
1191
00:41:19,447 --> 00:41:20,214
You're gonna go with Rose.
1192
00:41:20,314 --> 00:41:20,948
Ben's gonna go with Liv.
1193
00:41:21,048 --> 00:41:22,249
I'm gonna go with
Vicki Titty Face.
1194
00:41:22,350 --> 00:41:23,384
It's gonna be a great night.
1195
00:41:23,551 --> 00:41:24,552
Looking for another
notch in your belt?
1196
00:41:24,652 --> 00:41:26,120
Oh, I'm sorry that I'm
not like Ben and Liv,
1197
00:41:26,220 --> 00:41:27,555
my first is my forever.
1198
00:41:27,621 --> 00:41:29,090
They're not each
other's first.
1199
00:41:29,190 --> 00:41:30,458
First, fifth.
1200
00:41:30,558 --> 00:41:31,959
Who gives a shit?
1201
00:41:32,059 --> 00:41:34,729
Okay, honest question.
1202
00:41:34,829 --> 00:41:36,564
What's your body count?
1203
00:41:38,032 --> 00:41:39,800
-I don't wanna do this.
-Why not?
1204
00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:41,302
Because I don't
want your judgment.
1205
00:41:41,402 --> 00:41:43,571
-No judgment.
-Bullshit, no judgment.
1206
00:41:43,671 --> 00:41:45,039
You're gonna Sandra Day
O'Connor the shit outta me.
1207
00:41:45,139 --> 00:41:46,040
No, I won't.
1208
00:41:47,575 --> 00:41:49,010
Fine. You go first.
1209
00:41:49,110 --> 00:41:50,111
You know, we don't
really have to talk-
1210
00:41:50,211 --> 00:41:51,445
-Five.
-All right.
1211
00:41:51,579 --> 00:41:52,847
Respectable. Ryan.
1212
00:41:54,415 --> 00:41:55,383
I'd rather not talk about it.
1213
00:41:55,483 --> 00:41:56,250
I'm just kidding.
I know it's two.
1214
00:41:56,350 --> 00:41:57,585
Oh, you, Dude!
1215
00:41:57,685 --> 00:41:59,887
Mark, he can get just
as many girls as you get,
1216
00:41:59,987 --> 00:42:02,189
but he has,
whatchamacallit, standards.
1217
00:42:02,289 --> 00:42:03,791
Oh, I have
excellent standards.
1218
00:42:03,891 --> 00:42:05,593
Oh, what? Like
that they're alive.
1219
00:42:05,626 --> 00:42:06,994
That's an important one, yeah.
1220
00:42:07,094 --> 00:42:07,828
[Rose laughs]
1221
00:42:07,928 --> 00:42:08,796
Okay.
1222
00:42:08,896 --> 00:42:11,032
So how many girls have
met these standards?
1223
00:42:11,132 --> 00:42:11,966
Total?
1224
00:42:14,168 --> 00:42:15,504
-38.
-38?
1225
00:42:15,603 --> 00:42:16,670
Trying to get one
for each president,
1226
00:42:16,771 --> 00:42:18,939
but Miss Jimmy Carter
is proving elusive.
1227
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:19,840
Holy shit!
1228
00:42:19,940 --> 00:42:21,642
Hey, hold up.
You said no judgment.
1229
00:42:21,742 --> 00:42:23,444
No, no. Look, I am
very kind to them.
1230
00:42:23,611 --> 00:42:24,779
I never pressure anybody.
1231
00:42:24,879 --> 00:42:26,847
I often scramble them
an egg in the morning.
1232
00:42:26,947 --> 00:42:27,982
Whoa, man!
1233
00:42:28,082 --> 00:42:30,618
How'd you ever raise enough
capital to buy 38 eggs?
1234
00:42:30,684 --> 00:42:32,386
That is a good,
healthy number.
1235
00:42:32,486 --> 00:42:34,455
Since I started having sex,
that's not even one a month.
1236
00:42:34,622 --> 00:42:35,656
That's not that bad.
1237
00:42:35,756 --> 00:42:37,191
Have you actually
cared about any of them?
1238
00:42:40,694 --> 00:42:42,296
Yes. Look, that's...
1239
00:42:43,364 --> 00:42:44,632
Y'all are making me out
to be a villain here,
1240
00:42:44,698 --> 00:42:45,633
and I don't appreciate it.
1241
00:42:45,666 --> 00:42:47,768
I am-I am a perfect gentleman.
1242
00:42:47,868 --> 00:42:50,171
I am very respectful of women.
1243
00:42:51,105 --> 00:42:52,807
You've just been calling
a girl Vicki Titty Face
1244
00:42:52,907 --> 00:42:53,707
for the last 10 minutes.
1245
00:42:53,808 --> 00:42:55,476
To you guys as a joke.
1246
00:42:55,643 --> 00:42:56,511
I don't actually mean it.
1247
00:42:56,644 --> 00:42:58,012
I'd never say it to her face.
1248
00:42:59,180 --> 00:43:00,881
-To her titty face.
-[Mark and Ryan laugh]
1249
00:43:00,981 --> 00:43:02,650
I swear to God, if
you keep saying it,
1250
00:43:02,750 --> 00:43:03,552
I'm not setting you up.
1251
00:43:03,651 --> 00:43:04,485
No, I'm sorry. It's a joke.
1252
00:43:04,652 --> 00:43:05,453
It's forgotten. It's gone.
1253
00:43:05,554 --> 00:43:06,555
I will never say it again.
1254
00:43:06,654 --> 00:43:07,556
Please, please,
please let me go.
1255
00:43:07,655 --> 00:43:10,391
I'm a good date.
You know I'm a fun date.
1256
00:43:10,491 --> 00:43:11,725
Fine.
1257
00:43:11,826 --> 00:43:13,794
I'm just enabling your
deepest insecurities.
1258
00:43:13,894 --> 00:43:15,463
And I very much
thank you for it.
1259
00:43:15,564 --> 00:43:16,897
[Rose laughs]
1260
00:43:16,997 --> 00:43:18,666
And, Ryan, if you're free,
1261
00:43:18,732 --> 00:43:20,768
I'd love for you to be my date.
1262
00:43:23,671 --> 00:43:25,540
-Why?
-Because she asked you, dude.
1263
00:43:25,673 --> 00:43:28,175
I'll just be, like,
her good friend date.
1264
00:43:28,275 --> 00:43:29,310
It'll be totally plutonic.
1265
00:43:29,410 --> 00:43:31,412
[crickets chirping]
1266
00:43:31,513 --> 00:43:33,681
I know, I know it's platonic.
1267
00:43:33,714 --> 00:43:34,715
Well, yeah, you're right.
1268
00:43:34,815 --> 00:43:36,817
It is platonic,
and it's gonna be platonic
1269
00:43:36,917 --> 00:43:39,286
until it's no longer platonic.
1270
00:43:39,386 --> 00:43:40,221
What?
1271
00:43:40,321 --> 00:43:41,755
Go to the dance with her, man.
1272
00:43:41,856 --> 00:43:43,691
Mix it up. See what happens.
1273
00:43:43,724 --> 00:43:45,025
What about Cap?
1274
00:43:45,126 --> 00:43:46,894
Do you think Cap is a
permanent fixture in her life?
1275
00:43:46,994 --> 00:43:48,597
No, but they're still dating.
1276
00:43:48,696 --> 00:43:49,763
What can I do?
1277
00:43:49,864 --> 00:43:51,065
You could go to the
formal that he's skipping,
1278
00:43:51,165 --> 00:43:53,535
eat some good food,
drink some good wine,
1279
00:43:53,701 --> 00:43:55,136
spin her around on
the dance floor,
1280
00:43:55,236 --> 00:43:56,937
and see how long she
thinks about Cap.
1281
00:43:58,939 --> 00:44:00,374
Dude, what is the issue here?
1282
00:44:01,208 --> 00:44:02,743
Everything.
1283
00:44:02,843 --> 00:44:04,311
She's still dating Cap.
1284
00:44:04,411 --> 00:44:06,113
So I feel scummy making a move,
1285
00:44:06,213 --> 00:44:08,716
and in the end, it's just
like another college party.
1286
00:44:08,816 --> 00:44:09,917
She might drink,
1287
00:44:10,017 --> 00:44:11,318
and I don't drink much,
so that feels shitty.
1288
00:44:11,418 --> 00:44:12,853
Well, yeah, if
she gets sloshed,
1289
00:44:12,953 --> 00:44:14,388
call a fuckin' audible,
Peyton Manning,
1290
00:44:14,488 --> 00:44:15,624
but come on, it's a party.
1291
00:44:15,756 --> 00:44:17,825
People are gonna drink a
little bit to loosen up.
1292
00:44:17,925 --> 00:44:18,792
A little bit of alcohol,
1293
00:44:18,893 --> 00:44:20,794
that's just nature's
truth serum.
1294
00:44:20,895 --> 00:44:22,531
Nine outta 10 people
owe their very existence
1295
00:44:22,631 --> 00:44:23,598
to a little bit of alcohol.
1296
00:44:23,731 --> 00:44:24,798
Even the Catholics
realize you can't get
1297
00:44:24,899 --> 00:44:26,333
through fuckin' church without
a little bit of alcohol.
1298
00:44:26,433 --> 00:44:27,636
I don't know.
1299
00:44:27,735 --> 00:44:29,837
Dude, you gotta fuckin'
use your imagination
1300
00:44:29,937 --> 00:44:31,138
here a little bit.
1301
00:44:31,238 --> 00:44:32,740
Look, close your eyes.
I want you to close your eyes.
1302
00:44:33,575 --> 00:44:34,408
I want you to picture this.
1303
00:44:34,509 --> 00:44:36,010
Yeah, close your fuckin' eyes.
1304
00:44:36,110 --> 00:44:38,012
Good. Okay.
It's the end of the night, okay?
1305
00:44:38,112 --> 00:44:39,280
You've both had a
few glasses of wine,
1306
00:44:39,380 --> 00:44:41,048
so you're feeling very
comfortable with each other.
1307
00:44:41,749 --> 00:44:42,816
The sun has set,
1308
00:44:42,917 --> 00:44:43,851
the moonlight's pouring
through the windows
1309
00:44:43,951 --> 00:44:45,520
and bouncing off her dark hair.
1310
00:44:46,287 --> 00:44:47,855
The band starts
playing some slow song,
1311
00:44:47,955 --> 00:44:49,890
like "You Look Wonderful
Tonight" or some shit.
1312
00:44:49,990 --> 00:44:51,425
Your hands are around her waist.
1313
00:44:51,526 --> 00:44:52,960
Her hands are around your neck.
1314
00:44:53,060 --> 00:44:54,529
Your faces are
almost touching...
1315
00:44:54,629 --> 00:44:56,130
[romantic saxophone playing]
1316
00:44:56,230 --> 00:44:58,399
and all of a sudden,
she looks at you,
1317
00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:00,834
and she realizes...
1318
00:45:02,269 --> 00:45:04,071
Now, is it the music?
1319
00:45:04,171 --> 00:45:04,772
Is it the wine?
1320
00:45:04,872 --> 00:45:05,873
Is it what she's
wanted all along?
1321
00:45:05,973 --> 00:45:07,775
She doesn't know.
It doesn't matter.
1322
00:45:07,808 --> 00:45:08,876
All of a sudden,
1323
00:45:08,976 --> 00:45:10,177
she kinda likes the
way your erection feels
1324
00:45:10,277 --> 00:45:11,212
pressed against her hip.
1325
00:45:11,312 --> 00:45:12,813
Hey, get outta here!
1326
00:45:12,913 --> 00:45:13,914
Next thing you know,
1327
00:45:14,014 --> 00:45:15,349
it's a Wednesday
afternoon between classes.
1328
00:45:15,449 --> 00:45:17,952
You're fuckin' in a janitor's
closet in New Cabell Hall.
1329
00:45:18,052 --> 00:45:19,787
I don't think she'd do
it in a janitor's closet.
1330
00:45:19,820 --> 00:45:20,988
Dude, I don't know.
1331
00:45:21,088 --> 00:45:23,057
She's got that secret freak
thing going pretty good.
1332
00:45:23,157 --> 00:45:24,091
How do you know?
1333
00:45:25,092 --> 00:45:27,562
Because it's like my
sixth and seventh sense.
1334
00:45:27,662 --> 00:45:29,396
Look, man, I'm not saying that
anything's guaranteed here,
1335
00:45:29,496 --> 00:45:31,031
but I'm saying you gotta try.
1336
00:45:31,131 --> 00:45:32,166
You're running out of time,
1337
00:45:32,266 --> 00:45:33,635
especially now that
she's not coming to DC.
1338
00:45:33,801 --> 00:45:34,703
Yeah, man, that just...
1339
00:45:34,802 --> 00:45:36,036
Sucks hard. I know.
1340
00:45:37,871 --> 00:45:40,241
Come to the formal.
1341
00:45:41,809 --> 00:45:43,844
You will regret it
forever if you don't.
1342
00:45:44,845 --> 00:45:46,280
-Yeah.
-No,
1343
00:45:46,380 --> 00:45:48,449
no, not "yeah."
1344
00:45:48,550 --> 00:45:49,917
Not "yeah."
1345
00:45:50,017 --> 00:45:50,918
Come on, you gotta be amped.
1346
00:45:51,018 --> 00:45:52,353
You gotta be full
of spunk and semen!
1347
00:45:52,453 --> 00:45:53,887
All right! Yes, okay.
1348
00:45:53,988 --> 00:45:54,955
Come on, man.
It's gonna be great.
1349
00:45:55,055 --> 00:45:56,558
Nothing gets girls
going like fancy dresses
1350
00:45:56,658 --> 00:45:57,726
and guys in suits.
1351
00:45:57,825 --> 00:45:59,159
It turns their inner
thighs into water slides.
1352
00:45:59,260 --> 00:46:00,194
That's why weddings are so fun,
1353
00:46:00,294 --> 00:46:01,462
which, by the way,
if this works out,
1354
00:46:01,563 --> 00:46:03,130
I get to be your best man.
1355
00:46:03,230 --> 00:46:04,365
Unfortunately, you're
the only candidate
1356
00:46:04,465 --> 00:46:05,600
at this point, so.
1357
00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:06,967
I will take what I can get.
1358
00:46:08,269 --> 00:46:09,837
Probably what
your 38 women said.
1359
00:46:10,471 --> 00:46:11,905
[Mark laughs]
1360
00:46:12,006 --> 00:46:14,008
Aren't you a
fuckin' clever bitch?
1361
00:46:14,108 --> 00:46:19,246
[door knocking repeatedly]
1362
00:46:19,346 --> 00:46:21,015
[doorknob rattling]
1363
00:46:21,115 --> 00:46:21,915
Ryan, the door's locked.
1364
00:46:22,016 --> 00:46:23,150
That's disconcerting.
1365
00:46:23,884 --> 00:46:24,952
Hey, baby, it's me.
1366
00:46:25,052 --> 00:46:26,387
I just wanna remind you
how much you love me
1367
00:46:26,487 --> 00:46:27,121
and how I make you smile
1368
00:46:27,221 --> 00:46:28,623
like you just took
12 hits of opium.
1369
00:46:28,723 --> 00:46:31,859
-Mark.
-You shhh!
1370
00:46:31,959 --> 00:46:32,993
I love you,
and I wanna grab a beer
1371
00:46:33,093 --> 00:46:34,094
and catch up after all this,
1372
00:46:34,194 --> 00:46:35,362
but you're not my
favorite person right now.
1373
00:46:35,462 --> 00:46:36,297
Oh, that's fine.
1374
00:46:36,397 --> 00:46:37,364
I'm not my favorite
person right now either.
1375
00:46:37,464 --> 00:46:38,633
Great. She gets it.
1376
00:46:38,733 --> 00:46:39,900
Self-loathing always
was your color.
1377
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:40,901
Did you get the cufflinks?
1378
00:46:41,001 --> 00:46:42,403
No, I didn't get
the fucking cufflinks.
1379
00:46:46,473 --> 00:46:47,575
Hey, buddy.
1380
00:46:47,676 --> 00:46:48,876
We gotta get this
tie tied, all right?
1381
00:46:48,909 --> 00:46:50,645
Let's get you ready to do this.
1382
00:46:50,745 --> 00:46:51,879
I just need a second.
1383
00:46:52,747 --> 00:46:53,981
Jesus!
1384
00:46:55,015 --> 00:46:56,718
-You broke him.
-[Rose] I didn't break him.
1385
00:46:56,884 --> 00:46:58,152
I just need some
time to think.
1386
00:46:58,252 --> 00:46:59,953
-You made him think.
-I kind of want him to think.
1387
00:47:00,054 --> 00:47:01,121
It's a wedding, Rose.
1388
00:47:01,221 --> 00:47:03,257
If the groom starts
thinking, he's dead.
1389
00:47:03,357 --> 00:47:04,058
Come on, bud.
1390
00:47:04,158 --> 00:47:05,192
Let's get you going.
Let's do this.
1391
00:47:05,292 --> 00:47:07,294
He has the right to know
that he has a choice here.
1392
00:47:07,394 --> 00:47:08,896
Hey, Jennifer Aniston.
1393
00:47:08,929 --> 00:47:10,331
You had your say. Okay?
1394
00:47:10,431 --> 00:47:12,900
Look, I love you both very much,
and there was a time, I think,
1395
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:13,934
that this would've worked great,
1396
00:47:14,034 --> 00:47:15,969
but that time passed
about a decade ago.
1397
00:47:16,070 --> 00:47:17,706
So we gotta get you ready.
1398
00:47:17,806 --> 00:47:19,139
You get up, you get excited.
1399
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:20,608
You can't just sit
here stewing, man.
1400
00:47:20,709 --> 00:47:21,909
You gotta get going. We gotta-
1401
00:47:21,975 --> 00:47:23,977
-Just stop badgering
me for a second, please.
1402
00:47:24,078 --> 00:47:25,613
Okay? This is just
a lot to take in.
1403
00:47:27,615 --> 00:47:28,949
[Mark sighs]
1404
00:47:29,784 --> 00:47:30,918
You can't do
this to Julia, man.
1405
00:47:30,984 --> 00:47:32,386
She doesn't deserve this.
1406
00:47:32,486 --> 00:47:33,621
[sighs]
1407
00:47:34,955 --> 00:47:36,457
No one deserves this.
1408
00:47:39,594 --> 00:47:40,994
I want you to be happy.
1409
00:47:43,931 --> 00:47:46,934
I do, I want you to do
what makes you happy.
1410
00:47:47,034 --> 00:47:48,235
I was just...
1411
00:47:49,838 --> 00:47:51,171
Maybe it could be with me.
1412
00:47:54,743 --> 00:47:57,378
[Mark imitates fart noise]
1413
00:48:02,383 --> 00:48:04,318
I don't even know what
that looks like anymore.
1414
00:48:05,419 --> 00:48:07,622
I mean, for years, I
watched you date other guys.
1415
00:48:07,722 --> 00:48:09,056
Cap when you guys were on.
1416
00:48:09,156 --> 00:48:10,257
Someone else when
you guys were off,
1417
00:48:10,357 --> 00:48:11,492
just waiting for my chance.
1418
00:48:11,593 --> 00:48:13,160
All it did was kill me.
1419
00:48:13,260 --> 00:48:14,261
I mean, for Christ's sake, Rose,
1420
00:48:14,361 --> 00:48:15,797
you hooked up with one
of my best friends.
1421
00:48:15,963 --> 00:48:17,231
You told him about us?
1422
00:48:17,331 --> 00:48:17,866
What? No.
1423
00:48:17,965 --> 00:48:19,734
-What?
-Nothing.
1424
00:48:19,834 --> 00:48:20,802
Did you two fool around?
1425
00:48:20,968 --> 00:48:21,969
-What?
-You didn't tell him?
1426
00:48:22,002 --> 00:48:22,970
-No.
-Tell me what?
1427
00:48:23,036 --> 00:48:24,471
-Nothing.
-What were you talking about?
1428
00:48:24,572 --> 00:48:25,439
What were you talking about?
1429
00:48:25,540 --> 00:48:26,875
-I was talking about Ben.
-You hooked up with Ben?
1430
00:48:26,974 --> 00:48:28,041
I didn't hook up with Ben.
1431
00:48:28,142 --> 00:48:29,243
I made out with Ben
at a party once.
1432
00:48:29,343 --> 00:48:31,245
Yeah, I know. I saw you at...
1433
00:48:32,847 --> 00:48:33,981
Wait a minute.
1434
00:48:36,049 --> 00:48:37,151
What did you...
1435
00:48:37,985 --> 00:48:39,153
what did you guys do?
1436
00:48:43,658 --> 00:48:44,692
Did you sleep together?
1437
00:48:50,632 --> 00:48:52,534
-No.
-Yes.
1438
00:48:52,634 --> 00:48:53,601
-Did you?
-No.
1439
00:48:53,701 --> 00:48:56,003
-Yes, we did, Mark.
-Technically, we never slept.
1440
00:48:56,036 --> 00:48:57,806
-Find the loophole, Rose!
-I'm gonna kill you!
1441
00:48:57,906 --> 00:48:59,507
Okay! Look, it was not serious.
1442
00:48:59,607 --> 00:49:00,407
This happened one time.
1443
00:49:00,508 --> 00:49:01,676
It was a one-time thing.
1444
00:49:01,776 --> 00:49:03,343
It happened one, one time.
1445
00:49:03,444 --> 00:49:04,712
-Two times.
-Fuck! Two times.
1446
00:49:04,813 --> 00:49:06,413
It was a two-time thing, but
it was just the two times.
1447
00:49:06,514 --> 00:49:07,281
Shit, three times.
1448
00:49:07,381 --> 00:49:09,149
-Put away the abacus.
-Oh my God!
1449
00:49:09,249 --> 00:49:10,652
Look, in our defense,
we were really,
1450
00:49:10,752 --> 00:49:11,686
really, really drunk.
1451
00:49:11,786 --> 00:49:12,787
Oh, all three times?
1452
00:49:12,887 --> 00:49:13,588
-Two of 'em.
-One of 'em.
1453
00:49:13,688 --> 00:49:14,689
Did you keep a ledger?
1454
00:49:14,789 --> 00:49:15,690
It doesn't matter.
1455
00:49:15,790 --> 00:49:16,724
That's not an excuse.
1456
00:49:16,825 --> 00:49:17,826
You're right,
that's not an excuse.
1457
00:49:17,926 --> 00:49:19,059
Not an excuse at all.
1458
00:49:19,159 --> 00:49:20,127
But if it helps, it really
wasn't even that good.
1459
00:49:20,227 --> 00:49:21,161
Hey!
1460
00:49:21,261 --> 00:49:22,831
Could you please help
me for a second here?
1461
00:49:22,931 --> 00:49:23,865
At least, she's being honest.
1462
00:49:24,031 --> 00:49:25,065
You're right, yeah,
she's being very honest.
1463
00:49:25,165 --> 00:49:26,366
Thank you for your
honesty, Rose.
1464
00:49:26,467 --> 00:49:29,571
Look, this happened really early
in our little dynamic, okay?
1465
00:49:29,671 --> 00:49:30,471
I knew you had a crush on her,
1466
00:49:30,572 --> 00:49:31,739
but I didn't know how
much you liked her,
1467
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:33,273
and you'd just gone on a date
with Anna What's-Her-Name?
1468
00:49:33,373 --> 00:49:34,676
So I figured you were over Rose
1469
00:49:34,776 --> 00:49:37,244
and it'd be okay
if I jumped on it.
1470
00:49:37,344 --> 00:49:39,079
-Really?
-Or hooked up, whatever.
1471
00:49:39,179 --> 00:49:40,214
I don't know what we did.
1472
00:49:40,314 --> 00:49:41,315
I'm just saying, I never
would've done anything
1473
00:49:41,415 --> 00:49:43,350
if I knew how much
you loved her, man.
1474
00:49:43,450 --> 00:49:44,953
That's why I turned her
down the night she called me
1475
00:49:45,052 --> 00:49:46,821
after she rejected you.
1476
00:49:46,921 --> 00:49:48,055
Shit!
1477
00:49:48,790 --> 00:49:49,757
What?
1478
00:49:51,659 --> 00:49:53,494
What the hell, man?
1479
00:49:54,596 --> 00:49:55,563
That one's on me.
1480
00:49:57,397 --> 00:49:59,066
You wanted to sleep with him?
1481
00:50:02,269 --> 00:50:03,237
Well, come on,
it's not that big a deal.
1482
00:50:03,337 --> 00:50:04,171
We'd already done
it three times.
1483
00:50:04,271 --> 00:50:05,507
[together]
Shut the fuck up, Mark!
1484
00:50:07,542 --> 00:50:08,977
You couldn't stand the
thought of kissing me,
1485
00:50:09,076 --> 00:50:10,612
but you wanted to have
sex with this asshole?
1486
00:50:10,712 --> 00:50:12,647
-That's insensitive.
-I'm sorry. I was hurting.
1487
00:50:12,747 --> 00:50:13,848
You were hurting?
1488
00:50:13,948 --> 00:50:16,416
Yeah, you think breaking your
heart didn't break mine too?
1489
00:50:16,518 --> 00:50:18,252
I loved you, but
I didn't know how,
1490
00:50:18,352 --> 00:50:20,287
and I had just
broken up with Cap.
1491
00:50:20,387 --> 00:50:21,856
I just needed some comfort.
1492
00:50:21,956 --> 00:50:23,825
So buy a Snuggie!
1493
00:50:23,925 --> 00:50:25,259
Don't try to sleep
with my best friend.
1494
00:50:25,359 --> 00:50:27,060
Really, Rose. Not cool.
1495
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:28,696
Oh yeah, Mark.
I know it's not cool,
1496
00:50:28,796 --> 00:50:30,598
and I really appreciate
that you're the one
1497
00:50:30,698 --> 00:50:32,466
who's teaching me
sexual tact right now.
1498
00:50:32,567 --> 00:50:33,400
That's great.
1499
00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:34,501
I'm sorry, which one
of us came here today
1500
00:50:34,602 --> 00:50:35,469
to ruin a wedding?
1501
00:50:35,570 --> 00:50:36,538
I did not come here
to ruin a wedding.
1502
00:50:36,638 --> 00:50:39,373
Oh, are you reading
1st Corinthians?
1503
00:50:39,473 --> 00:50:41,643
-Son of a bitch!
-Love is patient. Love is kind.
1504
00:50:41,743 --> 00:50:43,210
Love comes in at the
last possible second
1505
00:50:43,310 --> 00:50:44,378
to ruin other
people's happiness.
1506
00:50:44,478 --> 00:50:46,179
Love is five girls
in one weekend!
1507
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:47,481
That was a good weekend.
1508
00:50:47,582 --> 00:50:48,382
Oh my God!
1509
00:50:48,482 --> 00:50:49,951
Hardly anyone
completes a pentathlon.
1510
00:50:50,050 --> 00:50:51,084
-You named it?
-It takes stamina
1511
00:50:51,184 --> 00:50:52,052
and mental endurance.
1512
00:50:52,152 --> 00:50:53,655
You are a man whore!
1513
00:50:53,755 --> 00:50:55,957
You have the emotional
depth of a thimble,
1514
00:50:56,056 --> 00:50:57,090
and you have no
idea what love is.
1515
00:50:57,190 --> 00:50:58,091
Oh, fuck you.
1516
00:50:58,191 --> 00:50:59,661
You don't have a
goddamn idea about me.
1517
00:50:59,761 --> 00:51:00,662
Give me the ring.
1518
00:51:02,062 --> 00:51:03,898
-What?
-Give me the ring.
1519
00:51:03,998 --> 00:51:04,933
Go get Ben.
1520
00:51:05,033 --> 00:51:06,133
You're demoted from
best-man status.
1521
00:51:06,199 --> 00:51:07,669
Oh, come on, man. That is pa-
1522
00:51:07,769 --> 00:51:09,336
-Gimme it!
-Why? Why?
1523
00:51:09,436 --> 00:51:12,006
Because I slept with a girl you
never dated eight years ago?
1524
00:51:12,139 --> 00:51:13,440
I loved her.
1525
00:51:13,541 --> 00:51:15,275
At the time, I thought she
was the love of my life.
1526
00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:16,844
You slept with the
love of my life!
1527
00:51:16,945 --> 00:51:18,613
Well, now you're
marrying mine!
1528
00:51:22,050 --> 00:51:23,317
What?
1529
00:51:23,417 --> 00:51:24,351
What?
1530
00:51:27,154 --> 00:51:28,188
What?
1531
00:51:28,923 --> 00:51:30,190
You're in love with Julia?
1532
00:51:35,930 --> 00:51:36,764
What is love?
1533
00:51:37,699 --> 00:51:38,900
You know,
1534
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,300
it's this intangible force
1535
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,336
that we don't understand
and couldn't possibly-
1536
00:51:42,436 --> 00:51:43,370
Mark.
1537
00:51:47,542 --> 00:51:48,543
Yeah.
1538
00:51:51,846 --> 00:51:53,380
Man, this is fucked up.
1539
00:51:54,381 --> 00:51:55,482
You didn't sleep
with her, did you?
1540
00:51:55,583 --> 00:51:56,350
No, man, come on.
1541
00:51:56,450 --> 00:51:57,250
I wouldn't do
something like that.
1542
00:51:57,351 --> 00:51:58,285
Give me a little credit here.
1543
00:51:58,385 --> 00:51:59,854
My little sister's here.
1544
00:51:59,954 --> 00:52:01,188
You need to tell
me about her too?
1545
00:52:07,028 --> 00:52:08,261
Oh, Mark.
1546
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:20,207
Since we're confessing things.
1547
00:52:20,307 --> 00:52:21,876
[playful dramatic music playing]
1548
00:52:21,976 --> 00:52:23,077
I did not want this, all right?
1549
00:52:23,210 --> 00:52:24,746
You had me for
Thanksgiving senior year.
1550
00:52:24,846 --> 00:52:27,582
She was showing me your
spelling bee trophy.
1551
00:52:27,682 --> 00:52:29,216
You were in my room?
1552
00:52:29,316 --> 00:52:31,019
I didn't wanna do this, okay?
She came onto me.
1553
00:52:31,119 --> 00:52:32,285
All right, I told her
no like seven times,
1554
00:52:32,386 --> 00:52:33,320
which I should get a medal for.
1555
00:52:33,420 --> 00:52:35,222
Your sister is
sexually aggressive.
1556
00:52:35,288 --> 00:52:37,025
-[Ryan yelling]
-Oh, God!
1557
00:52:37,125 --> 00:52:38,258
Stop it! Stop!
1558
00:52:38,358 --> 00:52:39,560
I can't fight you
on your wedding day
1559
00:52:39,661 --> 00:52:41,495
-Stop it!
-Slimy son of a bitch!
1560
00:52:41,596 --> 00:52:43,531
I thought of you
the whole time.
1561
00:52:43,631 --> 00:52:44,231
[grunts]
1562
00:52:44,297 --> 00:52:45,232
Oh my God, are you okay?
1563
00:52:45,332 --> 00:52:46,466
[Ryan growls]
1564
00:52:48,235 --> 00:52:49,604
That did not go as expected.
1565
00:52:50,571 --> 00:52:51,706
Fuck!
1566
00:52:55,342 --> 00:52:57,045
I'm sorry! I need therapy!
1567
00:52:57,145 --> 00:52:58,713
You need to be neutered!
1568
00:53:00,615 --> 00:53:01,649
[Ben] Oh, no.
1569
00:53:02,684 --> 00:53:03,751
Ben!
1570
00:53:03,851 --> 00:53:04,886
Mark!
1571
00:53:04,986 --> 00:53:06,420
What did you do?
1572
00:53:08,690 --> 00:53:10,024
-Oh, no!
-Whoa!
1573
00:53:10,124 --> 00:53:11,092
Move out of the way!
1574
00:53:11,258 --> 00:53:13,528
-Did you tell him?
-Long story, Claire!
1575
00:53:21,903 --> 00:53:24,304
[playful dramatic music playing]
1576
00:53:24,404 --> 00:53:30,511
[♪♪♪]
1577
00:53:32,914 --> 00:53:35,616
[Mark panting]
1578
00:53:39,286 --> 00:53:40,188
I never would've slept with her
1579
00:53:40,287 --> 00:53:41,288
if I knew how much
you wanted her.
1580
00:53:41,321 --> 00:53:43,390
What?
Not you, me!
1581
00:53:43,490 --> 00:53:44,424
You had sex with Mark?
1582
00:53:44,525 --> 00:53:46,094
She did!
And you made out with her!
1583
00:53:46,194 --> 00:53:47,695
Claire?
No, me!
1584
00:53:47,795 --> 00:53:48,495
I don't remember that.
1585
00:53:48,596 --> 00:53:50,064
You infected every
woman in my life!
1586
00:53:50,164 --> 00:53:51,398
Me?
No, me.
1587
00:53:51,498 --> 00:53:52,567
You slept with Claire!
1588
00:53:52,667 --> 00:53:54,535
-Don't answer that.
-I didn't infect Julia.
1589
00:53:54,635 --> 00:53:55,603
-But you want to!
-What?
1590
00:53:55,703 --> 00:53:56,204
-What?
-What?
1591
00:53:56,303 --> 00:53:57,505
All right.
1592
00:53:57,605 --> 00:54:00,608
Can we maybe just handle
these things one at a time?
1593
00:54:00,708 --> 00:54:01,209
[impact thudding]
1594
00:54:01,308 --> 00:54:03,111
[Mark grunts]
1595
00:54:03,310 --> 00:54:06,848
[Ryan panting]
1596
00:54:06,948 --> 00:54:08,750
I always knew who you were.
1597
00:54:08,850 --> 00:54:10,218
I convinced myself there
was something else,
1598
00:54:10,317 --> 00:54:11,451
and there's not.
1599
00:54:12,854 --> 00:54:14,055
You're shallow.
1600
00:54:14,155 --> 00:54:15,757
You're broken, you're selfish.
1601
00:54:16,791 --> 00:54:18,526
You sleep with women too
immature to know better.
1602
00:54:21,195 --> 00:54:22,630
The reason you sleep
with so many women
1603
00:54:23,430 --> 00:54:25,332
is 'cause you know deep down
1604
00:54:25,365 --> 00:54:26,601
you're not good enough for one.
1605
00:54:35,643 --> 00:54:37,011
You know what? Fine, fuck it.
1606
00:54:39,346 --> 00:54:39,981
Think whatever
you want about me.
1607
00:54:40,081 --> 00:54:41,082
I don't care.
1608
00:54:41,182 --> 00:54:42,216
All right?
1609
00:54:42,349 --> 00:54:45,385
Get your bow tie on
and get to the altar.
1610
00:54:45,485 --> 00:54:48,589
Because if you let her
ruin what you have,
1611
00:54:48,689 --> 00:54:50,591
you are dumber than I
ever would've thought.
1612
00:54:50,691 --> 00:54:51,726
-[Ryan yells]
-Don't!
1613
00:54:51,826 --> 00:54:52,660
Don't...
1614
00:54:53,795 --> 00:54:54,695
touch me.
1615
00:54:56,130 --> 00:54:59,033
[somber music playing]
1616
00:54:59,133 --> 00:55:05,039
[♪♪♪]
1617
00:55:22,924 --> 00:55:24,525
-[Rose sighs]
-Did you get what you wanted?
1618
00:55:26,393 --> 00:55:27,427
Cram it.
1619
00:55:27,528 --> 00:55:30,965
[birds chirping]
1620
00:55:43,678 --> 00:55:45,713
You fell in love with Julia?
1621
00:55:47,515 --> 00:55:48,850
I introduced them.
1622
00:55:50,450 --> 00:55:51,418
I was dating one of her friends,
1623
00:55:51,484 --> 00:55:52,419
and I thought,
"This girl's amazing.
1624
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:54,222
I should introduce her to Ryan."
1625
00:55:54,322 --> 00:55:55,556
That was stupid.
1626
00:55:56,489 --> 00:55:57,325
Of course, me and
her friend lasted
1627
00:55:57,457 --> 00:55:58,458
about 10 days after that,
1628
00:55:58,559 --> 00:56:01,062
so pretty good run for Mark.
1629
00:56:04,497 --> 00:56:06,466
Is that friend going
to be here today?
1630
00:56:07,168 --> 00:56:08,269
I think she will, yeah.
1631
00:56:08,435 --> 00:56:09,604
Hmm.
1632
00:56:09,704 --> 00:56:12,073
How many women have you
slept with at this wedding?
1633
00:56:14,909 --> 00:56:16,077
Just the three.
1634
00:56:20,447 --> 00:56:23,751
But in my defense,
only two of them were invited.
1635
00:56:27,288 --> 00:56:28,689
[chuckles]
1636
00:56:31,359 --> 00:56:32,526
[Rose sighs]
1637
00:56:32,627 --> 00:56:34,762
So what's he gonna do?
1638
00:56:38,733 --> 00:56:39,867
He's gonna marry her.
1639
00:56:40,768 --> 00:56:41,669
Yeah.
1640
00:56:43,237 --> 00:56:44,972
Hell of a fight, though.
1641
00:56:45,072 --> 00:56:46,140
-Fuck you.
-[Mark chuckles]
1642
00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:49,010
[Rose laughs]
1643
00:56:54,982 --> 00:56:55,983
She loves him?
1644
00:56:58,119 --> 00:56:59,086
Very much.
1645
00:57:00,288 --> 00:57:01,222
She loves him enough that,
1646
00:57:01,322 --> 00:57:02,890
if he were marrying
somebody else,
1647
00:57:02,990 --> 00:57:04,659
she'd tell him
before the wedding?
1648
00:57:09,496 --> 00:57:11,699
That's a very specific
definition of love.
1649
00:57:14,135 --> 00:57:15,002
All right.
1650
00:57:15,102 --> 00:57:17,038
I gotta go find him
and undo your damage.
1651
00:57:17,138 --> 00:57:18,372
Hey, now.
1652
00:57:18,506 --> 00:57:19,807
Fine, our damage.
1653
00:57:22,343 --> 00:57:23,644
Hey.
1654
00:57:25,613 --> 00:57:26,714
Do you ever
1655
00:57:28,749 --> 00:57:31,152
think about the times
that, you know...
1656
00:57:33,921 --> 00:57:36,223
[Rose chuckles]
1657
00:57:36,324 --> 00:57:37,625
Uh...
1658
00:57:39,994 --> 00:57:41,195
Sometimes.
1659
00:57:41,295 --> 00:57:42,897
-Yeah, I guess.
-Hmm.
1660
00:57:42,997 --> 00:57:44,598
-Why? Do you?
1661
00:57:48,736 --> 00:57:50,037
Nah.
1662
00:57:50,137 --> 00:57:51,806
Asshole.
1663
00:57:51,906 --> 00:57:52,540
Asshole.
1664
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:53,641
Fuckin' asshole.
1665
00:57:53,741 --> 00:57:56,610
[somber music playing]
1666
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:00,815
Ryan.
1667
00:58:00,915 --> 00:58:06,821
[♪♪♪]
1668
00:58:19,066 --> 00:58:21,936
[bus drives by]
1669
00:58:22,036 --> 00:58:23,304
[phone rings]
1670
00:58:23,404 --> 00:58:24,238
[Mark] Hey, dude.
1671
00:58:24,338 --> 00:58:25,573
[Ryan on phone] Is Rose there?
1672
00:58:25,639 --> 00:58:27,308
Uh, no, I thought she
was with Cap tonight.
1673
00:58:27,408 --> 00:58:28,242
Where are you?
1674
00:58:28,342 --> 00:58:30,011
I'm at Trinity.
1675
00:58:30,111 --> 00:58:32,013
[Mark on phone]
Why would you go to Trinity?
1676
00:58:32,113 --> 00:58:33,714
Rose said she was here.
1677
00:58:33,814 --> 00:58:35,383
Why would Rose go to Trinity?
1678
00:58:35,483 --> 00:58:36,450
I don't know.
1679
00:58:36,584 --> 00:58:37,852
She texted me and
said she was here,
1680
00:58:37,952 --> 00:58:39,820
and it was an emergency,
but I can't find her.
1681
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:40,821
And she's not
answering her phone.
1682
00:58:40,921 --> 00:58:41,956
Okay, all right. Calm down.
1683
00:58:42,056 --> 00:58:44,125
I'm sure she's fine.
It's probably just a...
1684
00:58:44,225 --> 00:58:46,093
-[door knocks]
-One second.
1685
00:58:46,193 --> 00:58:49,030
[upbeat pop music playing]
1686
00:58:50,331 --> 00:58:52,099
Uh, she's here.
1687
00:58:55,636 --> 00:58:57,004
She might be drunk.
1688
00:58:57,104 --> 00:58:57,671
[Rose belches]
1689
00:58:57,772 --> 00:58:59,140
She's certainly drunk.
1690
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:00,107
Is she okay?
1691
00:59:00,207 --> 00:59:01,609
Uh...
1692
00:59:01,642 --> 00:59:03,444
Yeah, I think so.
1693
00:59:03,611 --> 00:59:04,845
[thuds]
1694
00:59:04,945 --> 00:59:05,946
Eh.
1695
00:59:06,047 --> 00:59:07,214
[Ryan on phone] All right,
I'll be there soon.
1696
00:59:07,314 --> 00:59:08,517
Okay. Yeah.
1697
00:59:08,616 --> 00:59:09,750
[phone beeps]
1698
00:59:12,521 --> 00:59:13,687
Hi, Rose.
1699
00:59:14,855 --> 00:59:15,956
Hello.
1700
00:59:17,526 --> 00:59:19,093
Whatchu doin'?
1701
00:59:19,193 --> 00:59:20,628
Nothing.
1702
00:59:21,996 --> 00:59:23,264
Is Ryan here?
1703
00:59:23,898 --> 00:59:25,733
Uh, no, he's at Trinity
1704
00:59:25,833 --> 00:59:27,868
because he said you texted him
that there was an emergency,
1705
00:59:27,968 --> 00:59:30,037
so he's there looking for you.
1706
00:59:30,137 --> 00:59:31,972
I know, I...
1707
00:59:32,073 --> 00:59:35,409
That's why I'm here,
because he wasn't there.
1708
00:59:35,510 --> 00:59:36,343
He is there.
1709
00:59:36,444 --> 00:59:37,645
I think you just left too soon
1710
00:59:37,711 --> 00:59:39,313
for him to be there.
1711
00:59:39,413 --> 00:59:40,748
[Rose grunts]
1712
00:59:41,949 --> 00:59:44,819
[grunts]
1713
00:59:46,654 --> 00:59:47,922
Was there an emergency?
1714
00:59:50,057 --> 00:59:51,025
Yes.
1715
00:59:51,125 --> 00:59:52,193
What was it?
1716
00:59:53,127 --> 00:59:54,495
Where's Ryan?
1717
00:59:54,662 --> 00:59:56,664
He's at Trinity
looking for you.
1718
00:59:56,697 --> 00:59:58,766
No, he's not.
1719
01:00:01,235 --> 01:00:02,503
Are you okay?
1720
01:00:02,670 --> 01:00:03,437
[exhales]
1721
01:00:03,538 --> 01:00:04,872
Yes.
1722
01:00:06,173 --> 01:00:07,208
Are you sure?
1723
01:00:09,410 --> 01:00:10,644
No.
1724
01:00:12,446 --> 01:00:13,747
What's wrong?
1725
01:00:14,615 --> 01:00:16,750
We graduate in three days.
1726
01:00:17,952 --> 01:00:19,053
Right.
1727
01:00:19,153 --> 01:00:20,054
Yeah.
1728
01:00:20,821 --> 01:00:22,423
I don't want to.
1729
01:00:22,524 --> 01:00:24,258
[sobs]
1730
01:00:24,358 --> 01:00:25,960
Yeah, me neither.
1731
01:00:26,060 --> 01:00:28,530
I don't wanna go to New York.
1732
01:00:28,629 --> 01:00:30,364
You guys get to
stay in DC together.
1733
01:00:30,464 --> 01:00:31,699
It's not fair.
1734
01:00:31,799 --> 01:00:33,234
Look, New York is
gonna be great for you.
1735
01:00:33,334 --> 01:00:34,068
You're gonna thrive.
1736
01:00:34,168 --> 01:00:35,269
That's your element.
1737
01:00:39,206 --> 01:00:40,407
Cap and I broke up.
1738
01:00:42,710 --> 01:00:43,944
Did you?
1739
01:00:44,044 --> 01:00:45,446
We did.
1740
01:00:45,547 --> 01:00:46,914
And whose decision was that?
1741
01:00:47,014 --> 01:00:48,849
Technically, it was mine,
1742
01:00:48,949 --> 01:00:52,987
but it was his decision
to fuck some freshman in Cancun!
1743
01:00:53,087 --> 01:00:54,488
No, no, no!
1744
01:00:54,589 --> 01:00:55,656
No, let me tell 'em.
1745
01:00:55,756 --> 01:00:57,526
Let me tell 'em.
1746
01:00:57,626 --> 01:00:59,760
Tristan Caperell is an asshole
1747
01:00:59,860 --> 01:01:02,597
who sleeps with girls who
turned 18, like, yesterday!
1748
01:01:02,696 --> 01:01:04,398
[Mark] Rose.
So if you wanna take someone
1749
01:01:04,498 --> 01:01:06,934
who cheats on you with a
girl four years younger,
1750
01:01:07,034 --> 01:01:08,802
boy, do I have the guy for you!
1751
01:01:08,903 --> 01:01:10,639
Why are you so strong?
1752
01:01:10,738 --> 01:01:12,339
[sobbing]
1753
01:01:12,439 --> 01:01:13,474
They're so skinny!
1754
01:01:13,575 --> 01:01:14,543
I know.
1755
01:01:14,643 --> 01:01:15,910
It's not fair!
1756
01:01:16,010 --> 01:01:16,611
Oh God!
1757
01:01:16,744 --> 01:01:19,213
I hate those skinny bitches.
1758
01:01:19,313 --> 01:01:22,049
[sobbing]
1759
01:01:22,149 --> 01:01:23,184
Ow!
1760
01:01:32,326 --> 01:01:34,328
[Rose exhales]
1761
01:01:35,429 --> 01:01:36,764
He cheated on you?
1762
01:01:38,299 --> 01:01:39,767
Rub it in, why don't you?
1763
01:01:40,901 --> 01:01:42,303
Is that the emergency?
1764
01:01:44,205 --> 01:01:45,239
Sort of.
1765
01:01:45,339 --> 01:01:48,108
Plus, I just wanted to
hang out with you guys
1766
01:01:48,809 --> 01:01:50,211
before I lose you.
1767
01:01:50,778 --> 01:01:52,012
[Mark sighs]
1768
01:01:52,780 --> 01:01:54,114
You're not gonna
lose us, Rose.
1769
01:01:54,215 --> 01:01:56,350
We're gonna be living
in different cities.
1770
01:01:56,450 --> 01:01:57,451
So what?
1771
01:01:57,552 --> 01:01:58,786
We're gonna drift.
1772
01:01:58,886 --> 01:01:59,853
No, we won't.
1773
01:01:59,954 --> 01:02:00,888
We'll stay as close as ever.
1774
01:02:00,988 --> 01:02:02,790
[chuckles] Okay, yeah.
1775
01:02:02,890 --> 01:02:04,425
-What?
-That's what people always say.
1776
01:02:04,526 --> 01:02:06,360
They say, "Oh, we're
gonna be friends forever,"
1777
01:02:06,460 --> 01:02:07,795
and then they're
not. It's a lie.
1778
01:02:09,063 --> 01:02:11,065
How could you know that?
You've never graduated college?
1779
01:02:11,165 --> 01:02:14,068
You cannot deny that
it's gonna change,
1780
01:02:14,168 --> 01:02:15,502
and it'll happen
little by little
1781
01:02:15,604 --> 01:02:16,804
till the next time
we see each other.
1782
01:02:16,837 --> 01:02:18,005
It's like, what?
1783
01:02:18,105 --> 01:02:22,409
Like, homecoming, random
road trips, weddings.
1784
01:02:23,444 --> 01:02:25,212
Hey, weddings are fun.
1785
01:02:25,312 --> 01:02:26,180
Imagine us at a wedding.
1786
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:27,549
We'll tear shit up.
1787
01:02:27,649 --> 01:02:29,416
I wasted two years with Cap.
1788
01:02:29,517 --> 01:02:31,686
Yeah, he wasn't your best
choice, but you know what?
1789
01:02:31,819 --> 01:02:32,820
-We're not gonna do this.
-No, sippies.
1790
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:33,821
-No sippies.
-Sippies, sippies.
1791
01:02:33,887 --> 01:02:35,222
No sippies, no sippies.
1792
01:02:35,322 --> 01:02:36,190
-No sippies.
-Sippie!
1793
01:02:36,290 --> 01:02:37,525
No si--, thank you.
1794
01:02:38,425 --> 01:02:40,828
Do you know that he
slept with somebody else?
1795
01:02:40,928 --> 01:02:42,830
I heard. I think
everyone heard.
1796
01:02:44,666 --> 01:02:45,734
A freshman.
1797
01:02:45,833 --> 01:02:47,234
A freshman!
1798
01:02:48,603 --> 01:02:51,673
[Rose sobbing]
1799
01:02:51,839 --> 01:02:55,242
[ping pong ball bouncing]
1800
01:02:55,342 --> 01:02:58,846
[crys, pants]
1801
01:02:58,946 --> 01:03:01,015
That's something
that you would do.
1802
01:03:01,115 --> 01:03:02,349
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1803
01:03:02,449 --> 01:03:03,050
I wouldn't cheat.
1804
01:03:03,150 --> 01:03:05,085
-[Rose scoffs]
-I wouldn't.
1805
01:03:05,185 --> 01:03:06,987
You're terrified
of commitment.
1806
01:03:07,087 --> 01:03:08,657
-No, I'm not.
-Yeah, you are.
1807
01:03:08,757 --> 01:03:09,658
No, I am not.
1808
01:03:09,758 --> 01:03:10,858
I'm not terrified of commitment.
1809
01:03:10,924 --> 01:03:11,892
I just need to find someone
1810
01:03:11,992 --> 01:03:13,861
that I'm not terrified
to commit to.
1811
01:03:13,961 --> 01:03:15,896
-That's different.
-Oh, yeah?
1812
01:03:15,996 --> 01:03:20,100
38, was it, or has
that number gone up?
1813
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,570
I wonder, which of the 38 was I?
1814
01:03:22,671 --> 01:03:23,871
Okay.
1815
01:03:26,907 --> 01:03:28,108
I don't count you.
1816
01:03:29,476 --> 01:03:30,277
Why?
1817
01:03:30,377 --> 01:03:31,912
No, Jesus! Stop!
1818
01:03:32,012 --> 01:03:34,448
Look, don't take this the
wrong way or anything,
1819
01:03:34,549 --> 01:03:37,251
but you weren't just
another notch in my belt.
1820
01:03:39,353 --> 01:03:40,354
Oh.
1821
01:03:42,156 --> 01:03:43,290
-Thanks.
-No, taking it the wrong way!
1822
01:03:43,390 --> 01:03:44,559
Taking it the wrong way!
1823
01:03:44,659 --> 01:03:45,694
Oh my God!
1824
01:03:45,794 --> 01:03:47,961
Did you leave any
vodka for Russia?
1825
01:03:48,062 --> 01:03:50,264
Come on, we've already
done it three times.
1826
01:03:50,364 --> 01:03:51,332
Thrice.
1827
01:03:51,432 --> 01:03:52,634
That was two years ago.
1828
01:03:52,734 --> 01:03:53,967
But it was fun.
1829
01:03:54,068 --> 01:03:55,502
-It was fun.
-Yes, it was very fun.
1830
01:03:55,603 --> 01:03:56,403
But we said we would never talk-
1831
01:03:56,503 --> 01:03:59,006
Why are you being such
a vagina about this?
1832
01:03:59,106 --> 01:04:01,543
Jesus Christ, what has
gotten into you tonight?
1833
01:04:01,643 --> 01:04:03,410
Apparently not you.
1834
01:04:03,511 --> 01:04:04,912
Come on!
1835
01:04:04,945 --> 01:04:06,681
I'm throwing myself at you
1836
01:04:06,781 --> 01:04:08,048
with no strings attached.
1837
01:04:08,148 --> 01:04:10,984
I thought this was what you
looked for in a woman.
1838
01:04:11,085 --> 01:04:12,721
-Ooh!
-[thuds]
1839
01:04:12,821 --> 01:04:17,091
[Rose groans]
1840
01:04:18,392 --> 01:04:19,360
Oh.
1841
01:04:22,296 --> 01:04:23,397
[Mark exhales]
1842
01:04:23,497 --> 01:04:24,365
Jesus, Rose!
1843
01:04:24,465 --> 01:04:26,066
Do you really not know
why we couldn't do this
1844
01:04:26,166 --> 01:04:28,837
aside from the fact that
you're fuckin' obliterated?
1845
01:04:28,936 --> 01:04:29,937
No.
Oh God,
1846
01:04:30,037 --> 01:04:31,438
I swear I don't
get you sometimes.
1847
01:04:31,539 --> 01:04:32,339
You're just a piece of work.
1848
01:04:32,439 --> 01:04:34,074
-Oh, am I?
-I just don't even...
1849
01:04:34,174 --> 01:04:36,977
Are you half as
oblivious as you act?
1850
01:04:37,679 --> 01:04:40,381
Who are you calling 'olibvious'
Mr. Fancy Word?"
1851
01:04:40,481 --> 01:04:42,751
Do you have any idea what it
would do to him if he came...
1852
01:04:42,851 --> 01:04:44,753
Ryan! [laughs]
1853
01:04:44,853 --> 01:04:45,620
Okay.
1854
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:47,488
Come on! Hey!
1855
01:04:47,589 --> 01:04:48,623
What's going on?
1856
01:04:48,723 --> 01:04:49,957
I'm drunk.
1857
01:04:50,057 --> 01:04:51,325
I can see that.
1858
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:53,494
Are you okay?
1859
01:04:53,595 --> 01:04:54,529
Mm-hmm.
1860
01:04:55,996 --> 01:04:57,965
I have to use the bathroom.
1861
01:04:57,998 --> 01:04:58,867
Are you gonna be sick?
1862
01:04:58,966 --> 01:05:00,735
No, I haven't been
sick from alcohol
1863
01:05:00,835 --> 01:05:02,302
since freshman year.
1864
01:05:02,403 --> 01:05:04,338
Junior year,
St. Patrick's Day.
1865
01:05:04,438 --> 01:05:05,472
Besides that.
1866
01:05:06,841 --> 01:05:09,977
[door opens, closes]
1867
01:05:10,077 --> 01:05:11,278
[Ryan exhales]
1868
01:05:12,847 --> 01:05:14,181
[Ryan sighs]
1869
01:05:15,182 --> 01:05:16,383
-Is she okay?
-[Mark exhales]
1870
01:05:16,483 --> 01:05:17,317
Yeah, man, she's fine.
1871
01:05:17,418 --> 01:05:18,285
She's just...
1872
01:05:19,654 --> 01:05:21,088
drunk and sentimental.
1873
01:05:21,188 --> 01:05:23,023
-She broke up with Cap, so-
-She did?
1874
01:05:23,123 --> 01:05:24,391
But don't do anything
about it tonight, okay?
1875
01:05:24,491 --> 01:05:26,460
She's in kind of a weird
place about it, I think.
1876
01:05:26,561 --> 01:05:27,662
[Rose coughing]
1877
01:05:27,762 --> 01:05:28,596
How do you mean?
1878
01:05:28,696 --> 01:05:30,130
-[Mark exhales]
-I don't know.
1879
01:05:30,230 --> 01:05:32,232
I think she's worried
about moving to New York,
1880
01:05:32,332 --> 01:05:37,137
and she thinks we're all gonna
drift apart or something.
1881
01:05:38,305 --> 01:05:39,507
[exhales]
1882
01:05:43,143 --> 01:05:43,912
Hey, she was looking
for you, right?
1883
01:05:44,011 --> 01:05:45,580
She wanted to see you, so.
1884
01:05:47,882 --> 01:05:49,283
Yeah.
1885
01:05:49,383 --> 01:05:50,718
You think that means anything?
1886
01:05:52,119 --> 01:05:53,020
Yeah, I don't..
1887
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:53,855
I mean, it could.
1888
01:05:54,021 --> 01:05:55,055
It's a complicated question.
1889
01:05:55,155 --> 01:05:56,490
She's a complicated person.
1890
01:05:56,591 --> 01:05:59,828
[Rose retching]
1891
01:05:59,928 --> 01:06:01,696
[Rose coughing]
1892
01:06:05,767 --> 01:06:06,701
You still gonna tell her?
1893
01:06:09,470 --> 01:06:10,805
Yeah.
1894
01:06:10,905 --> 01:06:11,773
I have to.
1895
01:06:11,873 --> 01:06:15,242
Yeah, I get it.
Just be careful.
1896
01:06:16,410 --> 01:06:17,879
You're the one always telling
me to sack up and do it.
1897
01:06:18,045 --> 01:06:19,279
I know, I'm not
telling you not to do it.
1898
01:06:19,379 --> 01:06:21,315
I think you should.
I just-just, you know...
1899
01:06:21,415 --> 01:06:23,050
-[Mark exhales]
-[water running]
1900
01:06:23,083 --> 01:06:24,084
Sometimes I just think that
1901
01:06:24,184 --> 01:06:25,118
Rose doesn't really
know what she wants.
1902
01:06:25,219 --> 01:06:29,256
-[door opens]
-[toilet flushes]
1903
01:06:30,090 --> 01:06:31,826
I threw up.
1904
01:06:31,926 --> 01:06:32,927
Do you wanna
sleep here tonight?
1905
01:06:33,060 --> 01:06:34,629
Oh, yes, please.
1906
01:06:35,763 --> 01:06:37,064
Oh!
1907
01:06:37,866 --> 01:06:39,099
Oh!
1908
01:06:39,199 --> 01:06:40,467
All right, I'll
get her a blanket.
1909
01:06:40,568 --> 01:06:42,369
You make sure she
doesn't break her neck.
1910
01:06:43,771 --> 01:06:45,072
Oh!
1911
01:06:46,406 --> 01:06:47,074
[Rose sighs]
1912
01:06:47,107 --> 01:06:48,375
Heaven.
1913
01:06:50,612 --> 01:06:51,613
Are you feeling okay?
1914
01:06:53,948 --> 01:06:55,082
Mm-hmm.
1915
01:06:55,717 --> 01:06:57,084
Puking helps.
1916
01:06:59,319 --> 01:07:00,722
I didn't mean
about the drinking.
1917
01:07:02,422 --> 01:07:03,423
Oh.
1918
01:07:05,225 --> 01:07:06,493
I don't know.
1919
01:07:08,830 --> 01:07:10,097
Can you talk about it?
1920
01:07:14,368 --> 01:07:17,237
I'm just really
gonna miss you.
1921
01:07:19,741 --> 01:07:21,308
Yeah, me too.
1922
01:07:21,408 --> 01:07:23,176
[sniffles]
1923
01:07:33,755 --> 01:07:35,823
[light switch clicks]
1924
01:07:42,030 --> 01:07:44,231
Did you have fun at my formal?
1925
01:07:44,331 --> 01:07:46,166
-Of course.
-Really?
1926
01:07:46,266 --> 01:07:47,802
Yeah, of course.
1927
01:07:47,902 --> 01:07:48,903
Did you?
1928
01:07:49,003 --> 01:07:51,138
I had so much fun.
1929
01:07:51,204 --> 01:07:53,307
I'm so glad Cap didn't go.
1930
01:07:54,509 --> 01:07:55,475
Yeah, me too.
1931
01:07:56,410 --> 01:07:58,646
I was worried.
You seemed distracted.
1932
01:07:59,948 --> 01:08:01,348
-I did?
-Yeah.
1933
01:08:01,448 --> 01:08:02,382
I'm sorry.
1934
01:08:05,452 --> 01:08:07,487
I must have been thinking about
1935
01:08:09,023 --> 01:08:10,792
a lot or something.
1936
01:08:10,892 --> 01:08:12,159
You're always thinking.
1937
01:08:13,561 --> 01:08:14,428
[sighs]
1938
01:08:14,529 --> 01:08:15,597
Am I?
1939
01:08:15,697 --> 01:08:16,931
You're always thinking,
1940
01:08:17,799 --> 01:08:19,667
but you never say what
you're thinking about.
1941
01:08:21,368 --> 01:08:22,570
[nostalgic music playing]
1942
01:08:22,670 --> 01:08:24,739
No, I probably don't.
1943
01:08:26,874 --> 01:08:27,875
Mm.
1944
01:08:27,976 --> 01:08:30,210
Do you remember
when we first met?
1945
01:08:31,846 --> 01:08:33,514
Pancakes for Parkinson's.
1946
01:08:33,615 --> 01:08:34,616
Yeah.
1947
01:08:35,248 --> 01:08:37,284
We flipped pancakes
next to each other.
1948
01:08:37,384 --> 01:08:39,520
You sucked so bad.
1949
01:08:39,621 --> 01:08:42,356
That was, like, the second
time I'd ever held a spatula.
1950
01:08:42,456 --> 01:08:43,091
[laughs]
1951
01:08:43,190 --> 01:08:44,424
It was cute.
1952
01:08:46,828 --> 01:08:47,795
I got it, eventually.
1953
01:08:49,030 --> 01:08:50,197
Sort of.
1954
01:08:50,932 --> 01:08:53,034
[chuckles]
1955
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:55,369
Remember Halloween last year,
1956
01:08:55,469 --> 01:08:57,404
when we went to all
the frat parties
1957
01:08:57,505 --> 01:08:59,807
dressed like Gumby and Pokey.
1958
01:08:59,907 --> 01:09:00,775
-[Ryan] Yeah.
1959
01:09:02,977 --> 01:09:04,612
We looked hella good.
1960
01:09:07,015 --> 01:09:07,749
We did.
1961
01:09:10,585 --> 01:09:13,353
Do you wanna know what my
favorite memory is, though?
1962
01:09:14,956 --> 01:09:16,223
What's that?
1963
01:09:17,290 --> 01:09:20,895
It was when it snowed
two feet in a day.
1964
01:09:20,995 --> 01:09:22,664
We were stranded,
1965
01:09:23,363 --> 01:09:25,232
trying to get home
for Christmas.
1966
01:09:27,101 --> 01:09:29,037
We had, like, exams
on the last day,
1967
01:09:29,137 --> 01:09:30,571
so almost everyone was gone.
1968
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:33,574
Flights got canceled.
1969
01:09:34,542 --> 01:09:36,276
So we put on our snow clothes.
1970
01:09:36,376 --> 01:09:37,545
[Rose laughs]
1971
01:09:37,645 --> 01:09:42,116
And stole trays from the
cafeteria and went sledding.
1972
01:09:42,249 --> 01:09:44,919
[both chuckle]
1973
01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:47,789
No one could drive.
1974
01:09:47,889 --> 01:09:49,657
Almost everything was closed.
1975
01:09:51,993 --> 01:09:52,827
[exhales softly]
1976
01:09:52,927 --> 01:09:54,729
It was all just white...
1977
01:09:54,829 --> 01:09:55,797
and quiet.
1978
01:09:58,700 --> 01:10:00,802
It felt like it was
just you and me,
1979
01:10:01,903 --> 01:10:04,572
and we had the whole
campus to ourselves.
1980
01:10:07,141 --> 01:10:09,209
We built an igloo,
that was cool.
1981
01:10:09,309 --> 01:10:10,477
[Ryan chuckles]
1982
01:10:11,713 --> 01:10:13,648
And then we stayed
out for hours,
1983
01:10:15,482 --> 01:10:17,250
till the stars came out,
1984
01:10:18,019 --> 01:10:20,788
and you said that they
looked like snowflakes.
1985
01:10:20,888 --> 01:10:26,794
[♪♪♪]
1986
01:10:32,100 --> 01:10:34,602
What's your favorite memory?
1987
01:10:52,754 --> 01:10:53,888
[Rose moans]
1988
01:11:06,500 --> 01:11:08,335
I love you, Ryan.
1989
01:11:16,376 --> 01:11:17,578
Goodnight, Rose.
1990
01:11:26,486 --> 01:11:27,622
[lamp clicks off]
1991
01:11:28,455 --> 01:11:31,225
[reflective folk music playing]
1992
01:11:31,358 --> 01:11:37,430
[♪♪♪]
1993
01:11:46,908 --> 01:11:50,178
♪ I've never been
this far before ♪
1994
01:11:50,278 --> 01:11:52,814
♪ Waves across the railing ♪
1995
01:11:52,914 --> 01:11:56,884
♪ And I've somehow lost
the lights of shore ♪
1996
01:11:56,984 --> 01:11:59,987
♪ And the outboard
motor's failing ♪
1997
01:12:01,756 --> 01:12:04,391
♪ Have I ever been
this turned around ♪
1998
01:12:04,424 --> 01:12:07,460
♪ Have I been more
at your mercy ♪
1999
01:12:08,596 --> 01:12:09,697
♪ It's cold, I'm stoned ♪
2000
01:12:09,797 --> 01:12:11,398
♪ I'm watching
the boat go down ♪
2001
01:12:11,498 --> 01:12:14,802
♪ I'm yours to help or hurt me ♪
2002
01:12:14,902 --> 01:12:16,503
♪ Horse no rider ♪
2003
01:12:18,471 --> 01:12:20,908
♪ Horse no rider ♪
2004
01:12:23,911 --> 01:12:25,947
♪ Horse no rider ♪
2005
01:12:26,047 --> 01:12:28,816
♪ Coming through ♪
2006
01:12:28,916 --> 01:12:30,952
♪ I'm runnin' ♪
2007
01:12:31,052 --> 01:12:34,421
[vocalizing]
2008
01:12:36,224 --> 01:12:38,092
♪ I'm runnin' ♪
2009
01:12:38,192 --> 01:12:41,929
[vocalizing]
2010
01:12:45,199 --> 01:12:48,135
♪ Make my way the best I can ♪
2011
01:12:48,236 --> 01:12:50,705
♪ Fog against the headlights ♪
2012
01:12:50,805 --> 01:12:53,841
♪ And the pale captor waiting ♪
2013
01:12:53,941 --> 01:12:58,445
♪ At each turning
in the roadside ♪
2014
01:12:59,614 --> 01:13:02,250
♪ Has my hunger ever
been more plain ♪
2015
01:13:02,350 --> 01:13:05,452
♪ Has my need ever
been more naked ♪
2016
01:13:06,754 --> 01:13:09,523
♪ It's too late in the
evening to be ashamed ♪
2017
01:13:09,624 --> 01:13:12,560
♪ If you're offering,
I'll take it ♪
2018
01:13:12,660 --> 01:13:14,528
♪ Horse no rider ♪
2019
01:13:16,364 --> 01:13:18,933
♪ Horse no rider ♪
2020
01:13:19,033 --> 01:13:21,903
[birds chirping]
2021
01:13:22,003 --> 01:13:23,537
♪ Horse no rider ♪
2022
01:13:23,638 --> 01:13:25,239
♪ Coming through ♪
2023
01:13:25,339 --> 01:13:27,174
[birds chirping]
2024
01:13:27,275 --> 01:13:29,310
[distant chattering]
2025
01:13:29,476 --> 01:13:30,278
The one that got away.
2026
01:13:30,378 --> 01:13:31,512
Go away, Mark.
2027
01:13:34,015 --> 01:13:34,982
I...
2028
01:13:36,217 --> 01:13:37,484
got your cufflinks.
2029
01:13:39,486 --> 01:13:41,055
She's not the
one that got away.
2030
01:13:42,890 --> 01:13:45,092
Everyone says it's better
to have loved and lost.
2031
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:47,494
No one ever says, "It's
better to have loved,
2032
01:13:47,528 --> 01:13:48,696
but never gotten."
2033
01:13:51,299 --> 01:13:53,034
You know, it's funny.
2034
01:13:53,134 --> 01:13:54,201
I used to hope for this.
2035
01:13:55,903 --> 01:13:57,104
I thought it didn't
matter who I was with.
2036
01:13:57,204 --> 01:13:58,506
I wanted Rosalyn
Baker to come in
2037
01:13:58,572 --> 01:13:59,640
with a declaration of love,
2038
01:13:59,740 --> 01:14:01,075
and we'd run off together.
2039
01:14:04,779 --> 01:14:05,947
I thought that's what I wanted.
2040
01:14:07,915 --> 01:14:09,183
Yeah, man, but you
know what they say,
2041
01:14:09,283 --> 01:14:10,751
"Wishes are like assholes."
2042
01:14:13,521 --> 01:14:15,022
That's not what they say.
2043
01:14:15,122 --> 01:14:16,223
Sure it is.
2044
01:14:16,324 --> 01:14:19,427
No, the expression is
"excuses are like assholes."
2045
01:14:21,262 --> 01:14:22,530
Right.
2046
01:14:23,998 --> 01:14:25,199
Well, maybe wishes
are like assholes.
2047
01:14:25,299 --> 01:14:26,600
Why would wishes
be like assholes?
2048
01:14:26,701 --> 01:14:28,002
I don't know, man. I'm just...
2049
01:14:29,337 --> 01:14:30,871
trying to find the words to say.
2050
01:14:35,176 --> 01:14:37,044
I never thought the
other woman would be Jules.
2051
01:14:42,783 --> 01:14:44,552
You know, my
father, when I was 14,
2052
01:14:44,652 --> 01:14:48,122
he gave me a talking to
about the fairer sex.
2053
01:14:49,557 --> 01:14:51,559
You know, he knew that when
you see a really pretty girl,
2054
01:14:51,659 --> 01:14:54,261
your first instinct is to
clam up and get nervous,
2055
01:14:54,362 --> 01:14:55,663
which makes you say
something stupid,
2056
01:14:55,763 --> 01:14:58,199
and you want to dip your balls
into a blender and just...
2057
01:14:58,299 --> 01:15:00,001
[imitates blender whirring]
2058
01:15:03,137 --> 01:15:04,138
So he said,
2059
01:15:04,972 --> 01:15:07,575
"Mark, when you see
a really pretty girl,
2060
01:15:07,675 --> 01:15:09,810
you just imagine her
sitting on the pot,
2061
01:15:10,611 --> 01:15:11,879
because, son,
2062
01:15:11,979 --> 01:15:14,015
even the most beautiful
woman you meet has taken big,
2063
01:15:14,115 --> 01:15:16,751
terrible-smelling shits
just like you have."
2064
01:15:19,086 --> 01:15:20,121
That's beautiful.
2065
01:15:23,691 --> 01:15:25,159
I know how much you loved her,
2066
01:15:28,229 --> 01:15:29,130
and I rooted for you.
2067
01:15:29,230 --> 01:15:30,598
You know I did.
2068
01:15:34,268 --> 01:15:35,269
Can I ask you something?
2069
01:15:38,105 --> 01:15:39,106
Is Julia perfect?
2070
01:15:40,374 --> 01:15:41,342
-What?
-Well, I don't know.
2071
01:15:41,442 --> 01:15:43,010
I mean, you know,
I think she is,
2072
01:15:43,110 --> 01:15:44,712
but you probably know
her better than I do,
2073
01:15:44,812 --> 01:15:46,881
so I'm just wondering
if she's perfect.
2074
01:15:48,082 --> 01:15:49,116
No.
2075
01:15:49,216 --> 01:15:50,651
Really? Weird.
2076
01:15:51,652 --> 01:15:52,720
You sure?
2077
01:15:53,454 --> 01:15:54,488
Mm-hmm.
2078
01:15:54,622 --> 01:15:55,723
Hmm?
2079
01:15:57,992 --> 01:15:59,794
What if I'd ask you that
about Rose senior year?
2080
01:16:03,697 --> 01:16:04,832
You loved her, you did,
2081
01:16:04,932 --> 01:16:06,400
but you also idealized
her a little bit.
2082
01:16:06,500 --> 01:16:09,070
And that's poison.
2083
01:16:09,170 --> 01:16:10,438
I mean, it's wonderful,
2084
01:16:10,539 --> 01:16:12,673
sweet, delicious poison.
2085
01:16:13,508 --> 01:16:15,510
You thought Rose shit
flowers and Hershey's Kisses,
2086
01:16:15,643 --> 01:16:16,410
but she doesn't.
2087
01:16:16,511 --> 01:16:18,079
She shits shit.
2088
01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:21,215
But you held onto
her in this, like,
2089
01:16:21,315 --> 01:16:23,384
perfect crystalline form,
2090
01:16:23,484 --> 01:16:25,653
and eventually it's
gotta turn over.
2091
01:16:25,686 --> 01:16:27,655
You know, it has to get real.
2092
01:16:27,755 --> 01:16:29,190
And what you and Julia have,
2093
01:16:31,492 --> 01:16:32,660
it's very real.
2094
01:16:33,828 --> 01:16:34,995
And I don't get that.
2095
01:16:35,096 --> 01:16:35,930
You know, to me,
2096
01:16:36,030 --> 01:16:37,364
she's still the perfect woman.
2097
01:16:38,099 --> 01:16:39,667
And my stupid male
brain keeps saying,
2098
01:16:39,700 --> 01:16:41,202
"Well, maybe if you'd
kept her for yourself,
2099
01:16:41,302 --> 01:16:42,303
it'd be you up here today."
2100
01:16:42,403 --> 01:16:42,937
I mean, it's stupid.
2101
01:16:43,037 --> 01:16:45,239
It's insane. It's a fantasy.
2102
01:16:45,339 --> 01:16:46,774
You don't need a fantasy.
2103
01:16:48,275 --> 01:16:49,343
You have a reality,
2104
01:16:51,178 --> 01:16:53,214
and you know her better
than you know anybody.
2105
01:16:53,314 --> 01:16:54,549
You know what she looks
like in the morning
2106
01:16:54,682 --> 01:16:56,317
when she hasn't tried one iota.
2107
01:16:57,184 --> 01:16:58,587
You know what she
mutters to herself
2108
01:16:58,686 --> 01:17:00,522
when she thinks she's
alone in the kitchen.
2109
01:17:00,688 --> 01:17:01,722
You know what the
bathroom smells like
2110
01:17:01,822 --> 01:17:03,390
when she loses a fight
with Indian food.
2111
01:17:03,491 --> 01:17:05,226
Man, what is
with you and poop?
2112
01:17:06,595 --> 01:17:07,761
I don't know.
2113
01:17:09,330 --> 01:17:10,865
I'll have to consult Freud.
2114
01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:13,701
It's probably bad.
2115
01:17:14,702 --> 01:17:16,971
The point is, is
that you know her,
2116
01:17:19,473 --> 01:17:21,008
and you get to
love her for life.
2117
01:17:21,108 --> 01:17:22,376
So don't trade
that for a fantasy,
2118
01:17:22,476 --> 01:17:23,512
because I have a fantasy
2119
01:17:23,612 --> 01:17:25,045
and I would trade it for her.
2120
01:17:27,882 --> 01:17:31,520
I just don't understand why
you wouldn't tell me about it.
2121
01:17:31,620 --> 01:17:33,254
I genuinely don't remember it.
2122
01:17:33,354 --> 01:17:34,121
[Livia] Oh my God.
2123
01:17:34,221 --> 01:17:37,424
And it happened
before we were dating.
2124
01:17:40,327 --> 01:17:41,128
[Julia] Hello.
2125
01:17:41,228 --> 01:17:42,062
Oh, sorry.
2126
01:17:44,599 --> 01:17:46,066
Oh shit, sorry.
I didn't know this was-
2127
01:17:46,167 --> 01:17:47,067
You're fine.
2128
01:17:51,772 --> 01:17:52,907
Can I help you?
2129
01:17:55,743 --> 01:17:58,879
Um, yes,
I am with the caterer,
2130
01:17:58,979 --> 01:18:00,414
and we just wanted to know
2131
01:18:00,515 --> 01:18:03,217
if you wanted an update on
the status of your food.
2132
01:18:03,317 --> 01:18:04,151
[chuckles]
2133
01:18:05,654 --> 01:18:06,754
Sure.
2134
01:18:09,390 --> 01:18:14,596
Uh, it's being prepared,
and it will be so good.
2135
01:18:14,762 --> 01:18:16,297
[Rose chuckles]
2136
01:18:16,397 --> 01:18:17,298
Thank you.
2137
01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:20,301
While I have you,
2138
01:18:20,401 --> 01:18:23,304
can I inquire about
the four vegan meals?
2139
01:18:23,404 --> 01:18:24,238
Were those prepared?
2140
01:18:25,039 --> 01:18:27,509
Certainly, we made five,
2141
01:18:27,609 --> 01:18:29,343
just in case someone
gets converted.
2142
01:18:30,277 --> 01:18:31,478
Well, that was smart.
2143
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:34,048
Oh, and, Rose.
2144
01:18:34,148 --> 01:18:35,883
Is there going to be cutlery
2145
01:18:35,983 --> 01:18:37,851
or will the guests
be eating the steaks
2146
01:18:37,952 --> 01:18:39,521
and salmons with their hands?
2147
01:18:39,621 --> 01:18:40,522
Ah, yes.
2148
01:18:40,622 --> 01:18:42,489
There will be proper cutlery.
2149
01:18:45,025 --> 01:18:45,793
You...
2150
01:18:45,859 --> 01:18:48,195
you just called me
Rose, didn't you?
2151
01:18:48,697 --> 01:18:49,930
I've seen pictures.
2152
01:18:52,132 --> 01:18:53,000
Right.
2153
01:18:55,035 --> 01:18:56,971
So I'm guessing you
don't work for the caterer.
2154
01:19:02,611 --> 01:19:03,911
I told him to invite you.
2155
01:19:05,045 --> 01:19:06,548
I hope you didn't think
2156
01:19:06,648 --> 01:19:08,282
that you weren't
invited because of
2157
01:19:10,484 --> 01:19:12,086
petty jealousy or anything.
2158
01:19:12,186 --> 01:19:15,189
Oh, no, I don't think that.
2159
01:19:17,258 --> 01:19:18,926
But I do recall
2160
01:19:19,026 --> 01:19:21,262
he did decide not to invite you,
2161
01:19:21,929 --> 01:19:23,531
which begs the question...
2162
01:19:25,266 --> 01:19:26,367
Why am I here?
2163
01:19:26,467 --> 01:19:27,535
One does wonder.
2164
01:19:29,136 --> 01:19:30,971
You know what? I actually
thought I had been invited.
2165
01:19:31,071 --> 01:19:32,306
-No, you didn't.
-No, you're right.
2166
01:19:32,406 --> 01:19:33,407
That was a lie.
2167
01:19:34,609 --> 01:19:35,543
Uh...
2168
01:19:38,946 --> 01:19:42,449
Do you wanna know when I
knew I wanted to marry Ryan?
2169
01:19:45,319 --> 01:19:46,287
Yeah, sure.
2170
01:19:47,354 --> 01:19:48,757
[gentle music playing]
2171
01:19:48,856 --> 01:19:50,057
He told me once
2172
01:19:50,157 --> 01:19:53,695
that John and Abigail Adams
started all their letters
2173
01:19:53,861 --> 01:19:56,063
to each other with
"my dearest friend."
2174
01:19:59,300 --> 01:20:01,268
And it was something
about the way he said it
2175
01:20:01,368 --> 01:20:02,369
that made me realize,
2176
01:20:03,605 --> 01:20:05,439
all my boyfriends till then,
2177
01:20:05,540 --> 01:20:08,008
I'd never considered
any of them a friend,
2178
01:20:09,143 --> 01:20:12,046
but Ryan had become
a dear friend,
2179
01:20:13,814 --> 01:20:15,416
and he considered me as such.
2180
01:20:18,018 --> 01:20:19,019
It was something distinct
2181
01:20:19,119 --> 01:20:21,889
from our romantic
feelings for each other,
2182
01:20:21,989 --> 01:20:23,457
like a different kind of love.
2183
01:20:26,060 --> 01:20:28,429
Yeah, I know what you mean.
2184
01:20:28,530 --> 01:20:29,496
I know you do.
2185
01:20:32,232 --> 01:20:33,133
So...
2186
01:20:35,336 --> 01:20:36,270
did you tell him?
2187
01:20:40,608 --> 01:20:41,509
Yes.
2188
01:20:43,477 --> 01:20:44,411
Well...
2189
01:20:45,379 --> 01:20:47,181
thanks for doing it
before the ceremony,
2190
01:20:47,281 --> 01:20:48,248
not during.
2191
01:20:49,450 --> 01:20:50,585
I'm not a total monster.
2192
01:20:51,753 --> 01:20:52,620
I know...
2193
01:20:54,556 --> 01:20:55,856
You couldn't be a total monster.
2194
01:20:55,956 --> 01:20:57,659
Ryan loves you.
2195
01:20:57,759 --> 01:21:01,228
Yeah, but he sees
the best in people.
2196
01:21:01,328 --> 01:21:02,229
He does.
2197
01:21:03,464 --> 01:21:04,532
That's what friends do.
2198
01:21:07,935 --> 01:21:09,671
[soft music playing]
2199
01:21:09,771 --> 01:21:11,171
Am I still getting
married today?
2200
01:21:13,842 --> 01:21:15,409
[Rose] I think so.
2201
01:21:15,510 --> 01:21:16,477
Hmm.
2202
01:21:16,578 --> 01:21:17,411
Good.
2203
01:21:18,011 --> 01:21:19,146
I'd very much like to.
2204
01:21:19,246 --> 01:21:20,214
[chuckles]
2205
01:21:24,084 --> 01:21:25,185
Thank you though.
2206
01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:28,422
Sure. But why is that?
2207
01:21:29,256 --> 01:21:31,860
Sometimes I know he's
thinking about you.
2208
01:21:31,959 --> 01:21:34,294
I don't know how to
explain that, but I do.
2209
01:21:34,395 --> 01:21:36,497
It's like he just
drifts off for a moment,
2210
01:21:37,632 --> 01:21:39,299
falls into a memory.
2211
01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:41,135
And I think I
would always wonder
2212
01:21:42,737 --> 01:21:44,972
if he really chose me,
2213
01:21:45,038 --> 01:21:46,674
or if he just took me
2214
01:21:46,775 --> 01:21:49,243
because he never
really had the choice.
2215
01:21:49,343 --> 01:21:50,244
So...
2216
01:21:51,613 --> 01:21:53,147
now I guess I'll know.
2217
01:21:58,853 --> 01:22:00,154
Fuck, that is mature.
2218
01:22:01,221 --> 01:22:02,524
It's not that different
from what you're doing.
2219
01:22:02,624 --> 01:22:04,124
It's pretty different.
2220
01:22:05,827 --> 01:22:07,027
Yeah, it's pretty different.
2221
01:22:10,998 --> 01:22:12,299
So where is he now?
2222
01:22:13,668 --> 01:22:14,536
Well...
2223
01:22:17,271 --> 01:22:19,339
we don't exactly know.
2224
01:22:20,542 --> 01:22:21,509
Hmm.
2225
01:22:24,712 --> 01:22:27,014
One of the gardens, probably.
2226
01:22:32,186 --> 01:22:33,555
He loves gardens.
2227
01:22:33,655 --> 01:22:35,088
Yes, he does,
2228
01:22:36,023 --> 01:22:37,191
Rose.
2229
01:22:42,329 --> 01:22:44,031
Tell him whatever you need to.
2230
01:22:47,034 --> 01:22:49,036
I think there's only
one thing left to say.
2231
01:22:50,538 --> 01:22:51,472
Well, go say it.
2232
01:22:52,707 --> 01:22:54,074
That's between you two.
2233
01:23:02,617 --> 01:23:04,418
[Ryan] What if she
hadn't moved to New York?
2234
01:23:04,519 --> 01:23:05,118
Ooh, hypotheticals.
2235
01:23:05,219 --> 01:23:06,053
Those are fun.
2236
01:23:06,086 --> 01:23:07,856
Yeah, sure. I'll play this game.
2237
01:23:07,956 --> 01:23:08,957
Hypothetical one,
2238
01:23:09,056 --> 01:23:11,659
what if Rose had never
moved to New York?
2239
01:23:11,759 --> 01:23:12,560
Hypothetical two,
2240
01:23:12,660 --> 01:23:15,429
what if I had never
introduced you to Julia?
2241
01:23:15,530 --> 01:23:16,129
Hypothetical three,
2242
01:23:16,230 --> 01:23:17,498
what if Scarlett Johansson
2243
01:23:17,599 --> 01:23:19,701
suddenly appeared and started
to diddle your nutsack?
2244
01:23:20,602 --> 01:23:21,736
Diddle, diddle, diddle.
2245
01:23:21,836 --> 01:23:24,639
[Mark laughs]
2246
01:23:24,739 --> 01:23:26,641
I like those.
Those are all fun hypotheticals,
2247
01:23:26,741 --> 01:23:28,610
but they have absolutely no
bearing on where you are today.
2248
01:23:28,710 --> 01:23:30,277
You can walk down a
million different what-ifs.
2249
01:23:30,377 --> 01:23:32,145
You'd still end up right
here on this bench with me.
2250
01:23:32,246 --> 01:23:33,515
This is your reality.
2251
01:23:34,916 --> 01:23:36,083
Your fantasy's running
off with a girl
2252
01:23:36,149 --> 01:23:37,652
who broke your heart in college.
2253
01:23:37,752 --> 01:23:38,452
To make that your reality,
2254
01:23:38,553 --> 01:23:39,621
you have to go
into that cottage.
2255
01:23:39,721 --> 01:23:41,321
You have to tell Julia,
"Take off the dress."
2256
01:23:41,421 --> 01:23:42,891
Tell everyone else to go home.
2257
01:23:42,991 --> 01:23:44,291
Wedding's over.
2258
01:23:44,391 --> 01:23:47,595
[indistinct chatter in
background]
2259
01:23:50,130 --> 01:23:51,331
Is that something you want?
2260
01:23:54,501 --> 01:23:55,469
No.
2261
01:23:57,504 --> 01:23:58,372
Yeah.
2262
01:23:59,106 --> 01:23:59,941
[sniffles]
2263
01:24:00,107 --> 01:24:01,475
[footsteps approaching]
2264
01:24:05,647 --> 01:24:07,147
Part of me will
always love her, though.
2265
01:24:12,754 --> 01:24:13,621
Yeah, I know.
2266
01:24:17,257 --> 01:24:18,425
Go tell her goodbye.
2267
01:24:32,139 --> 01:24:34,474
Will you be okay with, uh...
2268
01:24:34,576 --> 01:24:36,276
The whole desperate
love of your fiance thing?
2269
01:24:37,244 --> 01:24:38,646
Yeah, man, I feel
really good about it.
2270
01:24:39,747 --> 01:24:41,248
Plus, hey, I got like
seven different Stephanies
2271
01:24:41,348 --> 01:24:43,317
just waiting on my call, so.
2272
01:24:48,422 --> 01:24:50,190
You are good enough
for one woman, Mark.
2273
01:24:58,165 --> 01:24:59,366
I'll see you at the altar.
2274
01:25:01,035 --> 01:25:02,269
Yeah.
2275
01:25:02,369 --> 01:25:04,772
[wistful music playing]
2276
01:25:04,872 --> 01:25:11,178
[♪♪♪]
2277
01:25:11,211 --> 01:25:12,279
[Rose] Hey.
2278
01:25:13,213 --> 01:25:14,181
Hey, you.
2279
01:25:14,214 --> 01:25:15,415
[chuckles]
2280
01:25:17,685 --> 01:25:20,588
I'm so sorry this was...
2281
01:25:20,688 --> 01:25:21,589
Stupid?
2282
01:25:22,991 --> 01:25:24,458
-Yeah.
-Reckless?
2283
01:25:24,559 --> 01:25:25,693
[scoffs]
2284
01:25:25,793 --> 01:25:26,694
Okay.
2285
01:25:26,794 --> 01:25:29,030
Selfish, impetuous,
2286
01:25:29,196 --> 01:25:31,566
dramatic, immature,
2287
01:25:31,666 --> 01:25:32,499
so tactless.
2288
01:25:32,600 --> 01:25:33,534
I get it.
2289
01:25:35,670 --> 01:25:36,503
And it was brave.
2290
01:25:37,972 --> 01:25:39,206
It is worth the risk.
2291
01:25:42,275 --> 01:25:43,511
Sorry it didn't
work out for you.
2292
01:25:45,913 --> 01:25:46,914
I just...
2293
01:25:48,215 --> 01:25:50,217
I just want you to be happy.
2294
01:25:51,218 --> 01:25:53,387
That's it. I promise.
2295
01:25:54,488 --> 01:25:55,422
I am.
2296
01:25:56,958 --> 01:25:58,026
You will be too.
2297
01:25:58,126 --> 01:25:59,292
Yeah.
2298
01:26:08,102 --> 01:26:09,336
I love you, Ryan.
2299
01:26:13,141 --> 01:26:14,075
I'm not...
2300
01:26:14,241 --> 01:26:15,242
I...
2301
01:26:17,145 --> 01:26:18,546
I can't say that to you anymore.
2302
01:26:18,646 --> 01:26:20,081
I know.
2303
01:26:20,247 --> 01:26:21,149
But if...
2304
01:26:21,248 --> 01:26:27,354
[♪♪♪]
2305
01:26:30,658 --> 01:26:32,259
We'll just have to
keep it plutonic.
2306
01:26:32,325 --> 01:26:33,127
[Rose chuckles]
2307
01:26:33,260 --> 01:26:34,261
Yeah.
2308
01:26:35,029 --> 01:26:35,897
Strictly.
2309
01:26:35,997 --> 01:26:38,265
[both chuckle]
2310
01:26:42,136 --> 01:26:43,805
Look, I gotta get ready.
2311
01:26:43,905 --> 01:26:45,940
I can't figure out how
to tie this damn bow tie.
2312
01:26:47,008 --> 01:26:48,275
Here.
2313
01:26:48,308 --> 01:26:50,277
Let me help you.
2314
01:26:50,912 --> 01:26:51,913
My dad taught me.
2315
01:26:55,516 --> 01:26:56,784
-[Rose] I'm Rose.
-[Ryan] Ryan.
2316
01:26:56,884 --> 01:26:58,686
Don't act like that wouldn't
annoy the hell outta you.
2317
01:26:58,786 --> 01:27:01,122
Come on, be my date.
2318
01:27:01,288 --> 01:27:02,422
Yeah.
2319
01:27:02,523 --> 01:27:05,292
And you said that they
looked like snowflakes.
2320
01:27:05,325 --> 01:27:07,829
[bittersweet romantic music
playing]
2321
01:27:07,929 --> 01:27:14,535
[♪♪♪]
2322
01:27:14,635 --> 01:27:15,636
Thank you.
2323
01:27:18,206 --> 01:27:19,372
You're welcome.
2324
01:27:25,813 --> 01:27:27,949
[somber music playing]
2325
01:27:30,084 --> 01:27:33,554
[birds chirping]
2326
01:27:39,326 --> 01:27:40,528
[music fades]
2327
01:27:40,628 --> 01:27:41,996
[sniffles]
2328
01:27:42,096 --> 01:27:43,430
[exhales deeply]
2329
01:27:44,866 --> 01:27:46,868
Did you know ducks
have corkscrew penises?
2330
01:27:47,535 --> 01:27:49,137
-What?
-They're really weird.
2331
01:27:49,237 --> 01:27:50,071
Look at that.
2332
01:27:50,171 --> 01:27:52,006
Oh! Jesus, Mark!
2333
01:27:52,106 --> 01:27:55,176
-Ew!
-[Mark laughs]
2334
01:27:55,342 --> 01:27:56,476
God!
2335
01:27:59,379 --> 01:28:01,582
[Rose chuckles]
2336
01:28:01,682 --> 01:28:03,350
I told you weddings
would be fun.
2337
01:28:05,620 --> 01:28:06,453
Yeah.
2338
01:28:06,554 --> 01:28:08,589
You also said we
wouldn't drift apart.
2339
01:28:11,959 --> 01:28:12,794
Yeah.
2340
01:28:16,396 --> 01:28:18,733
You know, when you and
I were fooling around,
2341
01:28:21,068 --> 01:28:23,204
I stopped because I
found out that, you know,
2342
01:28:23,370 --> 01:28:25,405
Ryan was pretty nuts about you,
2343
01:28:25,506 --> 01:28:26,908
and it seemed like you and
I were just having fun.
2344
01:28:27,008 --> 01:28:28,475
So I was happy to stand aside
2345
01:28:28,576 --> 01:28:31,279
and let him have his shot.
2346
01:28:31,378 --> 01:28:32,379
[sighs]
2347
01:28:32,479 --> 01:28:34,447
But there was part of me that...
2348
01:28:37,018 --> 01:28:38,085
I mean, you're great.
2349
01:28:38,186 --> 01:28:39,386
You know, you're beautiful,
you're smart, you're funny.
2350
01:28:39,452 --> 01:28:41,088
You're just the right
amount of crazy.
2351
01:28:41,189 --> 01:28:42,056
[Rose chuckles]
2352
01:28:42,156 --> 01:28:44,058
Let's face it, I'm
kind of a dick.
2353
01:28:44,158 --> 01:28:45,893
So, I mean, he's...
2354
01:28:48,062 --> 01:28:49,396
he's the best guy I know.
2355
01:28:51,933 --> 01:28:53,835
So I figured if one of
us was gonna be with you,
2356
01:28:55,670 --> 01:28:59,874
it should be him
because he deserves you.
2357
01:29:04,312 --> 01:29:05,680
But then you come today,
and you do all this.
2358
01:29:05,780 --> 01:29:07,915
And, man, I was totally wrong.
2359
01:29:08,015 --> 01:29:09,584
I definitely deserved you.
2360
01:29:11,418 --> 01:29:12,419
I mean, at this point,
2361
01:29:12,485 --> 01:29:14,454
oh man, do you even
think you deserve me?
2362
01:29:16,991 --> 01:29:18,491
You slept with his sister.
2363
01:29:20,460 --> 01:29:21,896
I need a lot of therapy.
2364
01:29:23,731 --> 01:29:27,134
[chuckles]
2365
01:29:27,235 --> 01:29:28,435
Yeah.
2366
01:29:28,536 --> 01:29:29,837
Maybe I do too.
2367
01:29:33,107 --> 01:29:33,941
Hm.
2368
01:29:35,877 --> 01:29:36,811
How about this?
2369
01:29:37,778 --> 01:29:39,247
If we're still
single when we're 35,
2370
01:29:39,347 --> 01:29:40,447
we get married.
2371
01:29:41,782 --> 01:29:42,750
37.
2372
01:29:43,885 --> 01:29:45,319
Really?
2373
01:29:45,452 --> 01:29:47,588
You need those two years, huh?
2374
01:29:47,688 --> 01:29:48,823
You think that's when
Prince Charming shows up?
2375
01:29:48,923 --> 01:29:50,258
He's just out there
flouncing around,
2376
01:29:50,358 --> 01:29:51,692
looking for some nubile beauty
2377
01:29:51,792 --> 01:29:53,127
approaching the tail
end of her thirties.
2378
01:29:53,227 --> 01:29:55,062
-Hey!
-[Mark laughs]
2379
01:29:55,162 --> 01:29:56,097
God!
2380
01:29:58,099 --> 01:29:59,100
All right, 37.
2381
01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:00,067
I can wait.
2382
01:30:06,406 --> 01:30:07,308
[sighs]
2383
01:30:07,407 --> 01:30:08,542
So...
2384
01:30:09,476 --> 01:30:10,945
what do we do now?
2385
01:30:13,614 --> 01:30:15,983
We watch the people
that we are in love with
2386
01:30:17,618 --> 01:30:18,920
marry each other.
2387
01:30:21,589 --> 01:30:23,024
Sounds awesome.
2388
01:30:27,194 --> 01:30:28,329
Yeah.
2389
01:30:28,461 --> 01:30:30,765
[reflective folk music playing]
2390
01:30:30,865 --> 01:30:32,066
[chuckles]
2391
01:30:41,709 --> 01:30:43,411
♪ How ya doin' now, kid ♪
2392
01:30:43,511 --> 01:30:45,246
♪ Staring at the sun ♪
2393
01:30:45,346 --> 01:30:47,014
♪ Driving while you're blinded ♪
2394
01:30:47,114 --> 01:30:48,616
♪ Tryna be someone ♪
2395
01:30:48,716 --> 01:30:50,885
♪ Who you don't even like, no ♪
2396
01:30:52,320 --> 01:30:54,487
♪ You smile while you spiral ♪
2397
01:30:56,157 --> 01:30:57,625
♪ How ya doin' now, kid ♪
2398
01:30:57,725 --> 01:30:59,360
♪ Still in your own head ♪
2399
01:30:59,459 --> 01:31:01,329
♪ You never feel excited ♪
2400
01:31:01,429 --> 01:31:02,964
♪ Like you used to get ♪
2401
01:31:03,064 --> 01:31:04,966
♪ You find it hard
to sleep right ♪
2402
01:31:06,634 --> 01:31:08,803
♪ You miss what
steady feels like ♪
2403
01:31:10,738 --> 01:31:16,610
♪ Well, you only knew love
once and you let her go ♪
2404
01:31:18,012 --> 01:31:22,550
♪ Now you dream of the heart and
the hands you'll never hold ♪
2405
01:31:25,086 --> 01:31:27,555
♪ So tell me ♪
2406
01:31:27,655 --> 01:31:29,690
♪ That you're all right ♪
2407
01:31:32,193 --> 01:31:33,995
♪ And tell her ♪
2408
01:31:34,095 --> 01:31:36,931
♪ The love you have
for her smile ♪
2409
01:31:39,233 --> 01:31:40,768
♪ Oh, you do what you love ♪
2410
01:31:40,868 --> 01:31:42,636
♪ But you fade every month ♪
2411
01:31:42,737 --> 01:31:44,405
♪ And you're quite sure now ♪
2412
01:31:44,572 --> 01:31:46,574
♪ That you won't be enough ♪
2413
01:31:46,674 --> 01:31:47,875
♪ And you're crying ♪
2414
01:31:49,110 --> 01:31:51,812
♪ Still I'm proud
that you're trying ♪
2415
01:31:53,280 --> 01:31:55,049
♪ How ya doin' now, kid ♪
2416
01:31:56,784 --> 01:31:58,986
♪ How ya doin' now ♪
2417
01:31:59,086 --> 01:32:05,026
[♪♪♪]
2418
01:32:07,428 --> 01:32:09,263
♪ I wish someone had told you ♪
2419
01:32:09,363 --> 01:32:10,965
♪ You could feel this way ♪
2420
01:32:11,065 --> 01:32:12,833
♪ Perfect's
what you're used to ♪
2421
01:32:12,933 --> 01:32:14,502
♪ Back in the 3rd grade ♪
2422
01:32:14,602 --> 01:32:17,772
♪ Your papers filled
with teardrops ♪
2423
01:32:17,872 --> 01:32:20,274
♪ You learned how to
make the tears stop ♪
2424
01:32:22,076 --> 01:32:25,179
♪ Well, you've only
known love once ♪
2425
01:32:25,279 --> 01:32:28,149
♪ Don't you let her go ♪
2426
01:32:29,150 --> 01:32:30,918
♪ 'Cause you'll
dream of the heart ♪
2427
01:32:31,018 --> 01:32:34,755
♪ And the hands
you'll never hold ♪
2428
01:32:36,525 --> 01:32:39,293
♪ So tell me ♪
2429
01:32:39,393 --> 01:32:41,530
♪ That you're all right ♪
2430
01:32:43,697 --> 01:32:45,666
♪ And tell her ♪
2431
01:32:45,766 --> 01:32:48,636
♪ The love you have
for her smile ♪
2432
01:32:50,704 --> 01:32:52,473
♪ Oh, you do what you love ♪
2433
01:32:52,640 --> 01:32:54,241
♪ But you fade every month ♪
2434
01:32:54,341 --> 01:32:56,444
♪ And you're quite sure now ♪
2435
01:32:56,545 --> 01:32:57,711
♪ You won't be enough ♪
2436
01:32:57,812 --> 01:32:59,647
♪ And you're crying ♪
2437
01:33:00,848 --> 01:33:03,217
♪ Still I'm proud
that you're trying ♪
2438
01:33:04,519 --> 01:33:06,387
♪ So how ya doin' ♪
2439
01:33:06,487 --> 01:33:10,091
♪ Now ♪
2440
01:33:11,158 --> 01:33:11,959
♪ Life is short ♪
2441
01:33:12,059 --> 01:33:13,861
♪ At least you've
learned it can be ♪
2442
01:33:13,961 --> 01:33:17,832
♪ Now ♪
2443
01:33:17,932 --> 01:33:21,001
♪ So hold on tight to
those who make you happy ♪
2444
01:33:21,102 --> 01:33:25,072
♪ Now ♪
2445
01:33:25,172 --> 01:33:28,075
♪ Find the heart to tell
her how you're feeling ♪
2446
01:33:28,175 --> 01:33:31,679
♪ Now ♪
2447
01:33:33,447 --> 01:33:35,683
♪ How ya doin' now, kid ♪
2448
01:33:41,590 --> 01:33:43,090
[music fades]